The Absolute Worst Song in Existence

I was listening to the radio the other day and, to my chagrin, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" which has to be one of the worst songs in existence came back on. Man, I hated this song when it first came out. Still hate it. It's just so... annoying!

So tell me.. what do YOU think the absolute worst song in existence is?

Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk

That "Check you for ticks" country song. I can't think of who sings it. Oh! and "She thinks my tractors sexy". WTF???!!! What kind of women are these...tick ridden and attracted to farm vehicles??

Original Post by pegamoose:

Snoop Dog's "Drop it like it's Hot"

NOT a song.

 No, it's a movement. LOL! I can't help but laugh and act like a pimp when I hear this song...even if I don't like it. Who writes a song with tongue clicking as the beat? I do like Pharrell and Snoop still.

Now the bad songs are just flowing through my head!

The "I like it. I love it. I want some more of it." song. That's a horrible one.

Of course, there's Dave Barry's favorite:

"MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris and then (more popularly) Donna Summer.

Then again, Brak did a great play on its lyrics:

Somebody left a cake out in the rain

Oh no!

I was gonna eat that cake

But now it's all wet

And I don't want any!

"I Kissed a Girl"....(try explaining that one to your nine year old daughter!) lol

John Mayer's "Say What You Need To Say".   He just repeats that phrase over and over. Can't stand it.

Original Post by shill:

That "Check you for ticks" country song. I can't think of who sings it. Oh! and "She thinks my tractors sexy". WTF???!!! What kind of women are these...tick ridden and attracted to farm vehicles??

Original Post by alaskanmama:

"I Kissed a Girl"....(try explaining that one to your nine year old daughter!) lol

 I always think of the Jill Sobule version when someone mentions this title. HELLO! Ripped of the song title much??? The Katie Perry version is slightly better than Jill Sobule's Fabio laden version. LOL!

Some middle aged woman's cell phone rang the other day and Katie Perry's version was playing. I just started laughing hysterically.

That Miley Cyrus song they were playing on the radio all summer long.  My left eye muscles start twitching uncontrollably when her nasal, monotone voice starts whining through my speakers.  I think I'm getting too old for Top 40 stations...

Oh and that Kid Rock song... I mean, really, all those Kid Rock songs...

Original Post by lulufit:

John Mayer's "Say What You Need To Say".   He just repeats that phrase over and over. Can't stand it.

 I know...why doesn't he just "Say what he needs to say."??? Der...

(Goes to find Tick song lyrics)

Original Post by shill:

That "Check you for ticks" country song. I can't think of who sings it. Oh! and "She thinks my tractors sexy". WTF???!!! What kind of women are these...tick ridden and attracted to farm vehicles??

My BF's family owns a ranch.  And on that ranch, they have a tractor.  And I have to say, when I see him on the tractor, it's pretty freakin hot!  So while I don't have ticks, I can say (with no shame in my voice), that I think his tractor is sexy... Mostly when he's on it, but I've been known to give it the old "come hither" glance every once in a while... There's just something about bright orange machinery... :-)

Original Post by shill:

Original Post by alaskanmama:

"I Kissed a Girl"....(try explaining that one to your nine year old daughter!) lol

 I always think of the Jill Sobule version when someone mentions this title. HELLO! Ripped of the song title much??? The Katie Perry version is slightly better than Jill Sobule's Fabio laden version. LOL!

 

Nuh uh. Kary Perry's version is, like, everything that's wrong with women today.

Oh, yeah, I kissed a girl. It's just a psychological game. Hope my boyfriend doesn't mind, tee hee.

What a stupid freaking slutty-arse song.

(Goes to find Tick song lyrics)

 The Tick?

SPOOOON!

Original Post by dnrothx:

Of course, there's Dave Barry's favorite:

"MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris and then (more popularly) Donna Summer.

Then again, Brak did a great play on its lyrics:

Somebody left a cake out in the rain

Oh no!

I was gonna eat that cake

But now it's all wet

And I don't want any!

i'm still thinking about it, but this was going to be my fall-back plan ;)

i don't think that i can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and i'll never have that recipe again...aahgaaaaainnn!

when i was a kid this song came to exemplify what "nervous break down" meant to me.

Found it. Brad Paisley, courtesy of Youtube... Look how excited these people are??..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KvHB4zpNX4

Here are the lyrics too. The song has a decent opening sound for a country song...then he starts singing. Ugh, gives me the willies. My favorite parts are BOLDED!

Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry babe I've got your back
And I've also got your front
Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this

I'll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
Babe that ain't what I want.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

You never know where one might be
There's lots of places that are hard to reach
I gotcha.

I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I'd sure like to check you for ticks...

Original Post by hkellick:

Nuh uh. Kary Perry's version is, like, everything that's wrong with women today.

Oh, yeah, I kissed a girl. It's just a psychological game. Hope my boyfriend doesn't mind, tee hee.

What a stupid freaking slutty-arse song.

 I didn't say I liked it at all! I just said it wasn't as horrible as the other dually titled predecessor.

oops. Double post.

Original Post by shill:

Original Post by hkellick:

Nuh uh. Kary Perry's version is, like, everything that's wrong with women today.

Oh, yeah, I kissed a girl. It's just a psychological game. Hope my boyfriend doesn't mind, tee hee.

What a stupid freaking slutty-arse song.

 I didn't say I liked it at all! I just said it wasn't as horrible as the other dually titled predecessor.

May the fleas from 1,000 camels fly off and land on Katy Perry's pubic hair and nest there for that song.

The worse song is whichever one someone happens to be karaoking at the moment.  But then, I have a thing against karaoke.  Especially drunk karaoke blasted over loud speakers from the bar down the street, at two in the morning during final's week.

(Yes, I'm "bitter much" )

Don't mind me, just had to vent LOL