The Absolute Worst Song in Existence

I was listening to the radio the other day and, to my chagrin, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" which has to be one of the worst songs in existence came back on. Man, I hated this song when it first came out. Still hate it. It's just so... annoying!

So tell me.. what do YOU think the absolute worst song in existence is?

Original Post by santonacci:

Original Post by kizzichan:

Garth Brooks... I love his music!

 Well, to be specific, I don't have a problem with Garth Brooks, just that song.  There's something about being a waitress in a pizza joint during the summer, being forced to listen to that song being played on the jukebox 5 times an hour for 10 hours a day by every person that comes in the place who don't even bother to leave a tip after making a mess that would rival a bunch of 5 year olds that kind of soured me on it.

 Speaking of being forced to listen to a song 5 times an hour - my second least-favourite song would have to be "Achy Breaky Heart" just for that reason.

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How about this horrible song from the 70's called

Never Been to Me by Charlene. I encourage you to look the video up on Youtube so you can see her lady mustache.

I've Never Been To Me ( Charlene )

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies....

Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

[spoken]
Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
Hey lady......
I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise)
But I've never been to me

(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me

Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've Got Love in my Tummy

Then there's Billy, Don't Be a Hero!

These are equally gag worthy...

Rebumping, becauise this is still a great thread.

And because while I still think Celine Dion gets the WORST song in existence, I have to acknowledge there are plenty of other REALLY BAD SONGS.

Today's REALLY BAD SONG: Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille. (Pretty much anything by captain and the tenille, but especially this song.)

Original Post by coffincritter:

Oh, and James Blunt "You're Beautiful". Yeah, and you're tone-deaf, James!

 OMG this song and all it's dreadful lyrics, jumped into my head as soon as I read this thread. It irritates me beyond belief! I'm not normally a channel changer but when this song comes on I have to!

Great thread.

I immensely dislike Green Day " Wake me up when September Ends "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswvGvQ-qwo 

 That song bothers me so much.

I can't believe this thread is on it's 6th page and nobody has said "Let Me Hear You Say Uhhh"

Yoko Ono ~ Fly

R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet.

Although, the video collection is hysterical!

I kissed a girl.

Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple.  I hate it hate it hate it. And every kid learning to play the guitar knows is, it is everywhere!

There's too damn many to name, but I definitely agree with "Hey There Delilah," by the Plain White T's...that song was damn boring and a load of crock. Lmao.

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by smwhipple:

I kissed a girl.

 And I liked it.

Taste of her cherry chapstick.

I hate that song!  It's not about being lesbian, it's bragging about cheating on the bf or at least that's my interpretation...I turn the radio station whenever I hear it.

Won't you take me to Funky Town?

(The song has always made me want to cringe into a ball and bang on my ears).

And well, I know it's more than the required ONE song, but anything by Celine Dion is just not music, IMHO.

A lot of bad songs listed here.  But the all-time worst song - without a doubt - is "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes.

God I hate that song.

So many to choose from...

But right now the song that drives me insane is that Beyoncé one - "If I Were a Boy"

Sorry but what is that even about? Absolute mindless drivel as far as I can tell.It's just nonsense! Grrrrr!

Gotta go along with Yoko Ono for worst song, album, and career. Not only was she terrible, she destroyed what was left of the Beattles at that time.

not that I'm old enough to remember it or anything.