The Absolute Worst Song in Existence

I was listening to the radio the other day and, to my chagrin, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" which has to be one of the worst songs in existence came back on. Man, I hated this song when it first came out. Still hate it. It's just so... annoying!

So tell me.. what do YOU think the absolute worst song in existence is?

Can I vote for any and all hippie jam bands? I'm not sure that this counts because although they're bad, you asked for worst SONG and I'm not sure that noodling around tunelessly for three hours with a guitar and harmonica and possibly some bongos for that "world beat" flair actually qualifies as a "song".

Original Post by jeffmidguard:

How about that old song by Canned Heat, gets way too much play time on the classic rock stations. I'm not even sure of the title, GOING TO THE CITY, GOING TO THE COUNTRY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Haha, I love that song.  It's called "Goin' Up the Country".

"Real Talk" or "Best Friend" by R Kelly. Heard them both for the first time today. The lyrics made me want to vomit in my shoes. My friends were laughing their a$$es off. O:)

man i have 2 1. love shack, that song never ends...and the devil went down to georgia, the only thing worse than listening to that song is seeing the guy sing it.....just thinking of those songs annoys me...lol

Don't know if these have been mentioned but:

Honkeytonk Badonkadonk (sp).  I don't know who sings it, but what the hell? 

Honorable Mention: Rock Star by Nickelback.  Your songs are bad and you should feel bad.