Ad for a WHOLE BODY CLEANSE?!?!?! Perfect!!

So I got this email today for an awesome deal on a "Whole Body Cleanse" using "Colopure"! This seems like the perfect jumpstart to my weight loss!!!!!!!

What do you think? Should I give my credit card, name, address, phone number, and firstborn son to the guys that sent me the email to get this cleanse?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Back in my day a whole body cleanse was a scratchy wash cloth and a bar of Ivory soap.

Original Post by kathygator:

Back in my day a whole body cleanse was a scratchy wash cloth and a bar of Ivory soap.

 OMG ROFL

Colopure?  Really?  Man.  I'd like to meet the marketing guy that came up with that name.  I bet he makes more money that I do.

Original Post by kathygator:

Back in my day a whole body cleanse was a scratchy wash cloth and a bar of Ivory soap.

 Lava soap if you were really feelin' masochistic.

When you call to order make sure to give them your social security number too!

My grandaddy worked in a steel mill and came home every day and used that stuff. There was a shower in the basement for him. It was kinda draconian now that I think about it.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

When you call to order make sure to give them your social security number too!

 XD

you can have up to 250lbs of impacted fecal matter in your 3 million-mile long small and large intestines.

First make sure that whatever is in it will tickle your pelvic splanchnic ganglion, then you know it is a quality product.

If so, whatever he's selling it for - pay double! its worth it!

mich...can you give me the link?...I'm 16, 5'11, 100 pounds and I really need to lose 20 more...

please, please, please

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

you can have up to 250lbs of impacted fecal matter in your 3 million-mile long small and large intestines.

First make sure that whatever is in it will tickle your pelvic splanchnic ganglion, then you know it is a quality product.

If so, whatever he's selling it for - pay double! its worth it!

 I just buy one of those brushes for getting the lint out of your dryer vent.  Works like a charm. 

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

you can have up to 250lbs of impacted fecal matter in your 3 million-mile long small and large intestines.

First make sure that whatever is in it will tickle your pelvic splanchnic ganglion, then you know it is a quality product.

If so, whatever he's selling it for - pay double! its worth it!

 I just buy one of those brushes for getting the lint out of your dryer vent.  Works like a charm. 

 I just LOL'd... and sprayed some water on my screen.

Original Post by michachu:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

you can have up to 250lbs of impacted fecal matter in your 3 million-mile long small and large intestines.

First make sure that whatever is in it will tickle your pelvic splanchnic ganglion, then you know it is a quality product.

If so, whatever he's selling it for - pay double! its worth it!

 I just buy one of those brushes for getting the lint out of your dryer vent.  Works like a charm. 

 I just LOL'd... and sprayed some water on my screen.

 Was someone tickling your pelvic splanchnic ganglion?  I have a lot of strange uncontrollable responses when that happens to me.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by michachu:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

you can have up to 250lbs of impacted fecal matter in your 3 million-mile long small and large intestines.

First make sure that whatever is in it will tickle your pelvic splanchnic ganglion, then you know it is a quality product.

If so, whatever he's selling it for - pay double! its worth it!

 I just buy one of those brushes for getting the lint out of your dryer vent.  Works like a charm. 

 I just LOL'd... and sprayed some water on my screen.

 Was someone tickling your pelvic splanchnic ganglion?  I have a lot of strange uncontrollable responses when that happens to me.

 I need to stop drinking water while reading.  LOL!

Original Post by kathygator:

My grandaddy worked in a steel mill and came home every day and used that stuff. There was a shower in the basement for him. It was kinda draconian now that I think about it.

My grandpa also worked in steel mill and used lava.  I had forgotten about that.  Thanks for the memory kathygator :)

As for colopure - only buy it if it makes rainbows shoot out your ****.  Otherwise it's just waste...LOL

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

When you call to order make sure to give them your social security number too!

I feel like some of you guys don't trust these people.  It's a FREE TRIAL. Aka no risk involved!

You get to try their AMAZING PRODUCT completely free of charge (except for shipping which costs 10 dollars for 1 bottle shipped media rate) and then they keep all your info so that if you are too overjoyed to even move to the phone to tell them how much you love it, they can send it to you next month for 400 dollars!