"All The Small Things Chat Hurts Chat Brings"

got sick of waiting so ima open it to day GOOD MORNING EVERY BODY Free espresso in the front Bailieys is in the back

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Well, yes, but see, they're actually accomplishing something.  That makes it allowable.  The morons in my neighborhood are probably blowing up small animals.

 if its squirrels I still don't see the problem.

what do I get to kick/maim/kill?

 on july 4 artillery sets up a shelling for every bomb,ied,mortor that ever stuck a soldier and we give it back

Blowing up small animals?  Count me in!!!

I made a black powder cannon that we blow up everything from pumpkins to beer cans to fish to whatever will sit on top of it!

I love it!  Fire! Fire! Fire!!!!!!!

Hey.  I like sqwills.

You can go injure the paperboy.  Someone somewhere has a soggy paper hiding in their bushes.  He deserves punishment.

Original Post by skakidjoe:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Well, yes, but see, they're actually accomplishing something.  That makes it allowable.  The morons in my neighborhood are probably blowing up small animals.

 if its squirrels I still don't see the problem.

what do I get to kick/maim/kill?

 on july 4 artillery sets up a shelling for every bomb,ied,mortor that ever stuck a soldier and we give it back

 

 very cool.

Original Post by skakidjoe:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Well, yes, but see, they're actually accomplishing something.  That makes it allowable.  The morons in my neighborhood are probably blowing up small animals.

 if its squirrels I still don't see the problem.

what do I get to kick/maim/kill?

 on july 4 artillery sets up a shelling for every bomb,ied,mortor that ever stuck a soldier and we give it back

 

 That makes me want to emit unintelligible manly type noises and spit.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Hey.  I like sqwills.

You can go injure the paperboy.  Someone somewhere has a soggy paper hiding in their bushes.  He deserves punishment.

 they are destructive little ****. they aren't even hungry they just rip my plants up by their little innocent roots and throw them around the yard. They dig them up by their roots from the pots. the rip my vines off the trees. they are hellions. i hate them.

our neighbors do a rescue and release. for squirrels. FOR SQUIRRELS.

so we can't do anything about them without the neigbhors having a fit.

i had citrucel for breakfast.

*comes back in, sits down, sips a glass of Bailey's and waits for the flaming to begin"

Four, Three, Two...

Original Post by splitrail:

*comes back in, sits down, sips a glass of Bailey's and waits for the flaming to begin"

Four, Three, Two...

 I need some direction. I am coffeeless.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

i had citrucel for breakfast.

 ...speaking of explosions

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by splitrail:

*comes back in, sits down, sips a glass of Bailey's and waits for the flaming to begin"

Four, Three, Two...

 I need some direction. I am coffeeless.

 I posted a new topic just to stir up shyt.

Original Post by ucantseeme:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

i had citrucel for breakfast.

 ...speaking of explosions

 *fingers crossed*

cept can I make it? with a gimp leg? in time? place bets now.

replied in said topic. now bring me coffee and painkillers.

Why is your leg gimpy?  Were sqwills chewing on it in the night?

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why is your leg gimpy?  Were sqwills chewing on it in the night?

 Doin the penguin...love it.  Nothing funnier that watching someone do the penguin on the way to the can!

So, anyone doing anything exciting this week?

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why is your leg gimpy?  Were sqwills chewing on it in the night?

 I am not 9 and I am not a cheerleader. I pretended both saturday night when my friend brought her daughter and friend over.

went into a split (not quite all the way but farther than either of them ha!) but then I couldn't get up. pulled a big ole thigh muscle and now my knee is throbbing, cause i drove 6 hours Sunday to pick up the boy and it isn't getting better its getting worse. Iced it yesterday. have it wrapped.

yes. penguin walk. I penguin walked down the **** hall to get coffee and we have no **** creamer

plus i cant take a pain pill AND a mood pill. I'm not suicidal yet. (if they don't bring me coffee soon.. well. .. i dunno... lol)

Ow.  On so many levels. 

Original Post by splitrail:

So, anyone doing anything exciting this week?

 oh oh oh!

this already happened this weekend, but the next weeekend they are doing more so i think it counts.

cutting down trees in the backyard -  one got away and fell into another tree. Cut that tree. fell. 1st tree falls into ANOTHER tree. its a big tree and they cut it to fall a certain way and it starts to fall the wrong way!! they tie it off with rope and then they ahve to get wenches, its gonna fall on our house or neighbors house

(this is a sucky story without coffee BTW)

well they finally pull it down and it lands on the grill on the pool cement area. breaks the grill into a bazillion pieces and crushes the concrete - we can see the backk of the inside of the pool. the frame. its a 9 foot 6" crack/crater in the concrete.

but it missed the house!

there are still 4 more trees to go, half of them closer to the house and all as big as the big one that busted the concrete.

Confucious say:  It's not the splits unless rug meets rug.