"All The Small Things Chat Hurts Chat Brings"

got sick of waiting so ima open it to day GOOD MORNING EVERY BODY Free espresso in the front Bailieys is in the back

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world."

Yup, yup, yup.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

to say the least...i'm definitely pinky and not the brain.

Original Post by buggyhair:

Yup, yup, yup.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

 If at first you don't succeed ... quickly deny you were ever trying!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Hi Lucy.

can someone make the next 45 minutes fast forward by?  because i'm damn well done with this work day.

If I do that, you have to promise not to complain when w@rk starts up 45 minutes earlier tomorrow.

Hey Buggyhair!! 

We solved it sort of by having our office clock 7 minutes fast - means we go home earlier but also makes it look like we are later starting than we really are, so you have to take the rough with the smooth!

it's alright.  my boss thinks i've been working really hard lately (this is about half true) so i can probably leave a couple minutes early.

So, let me get this right:

-You're only working 1/2 of the time

-Someone else is doing 1/2 of your work

-You do everything........1/2 assed

Pick one. *laughs*

Original Post by buggyhair:

So, let me get this right:

-You're only working 1/2 of the time

-Someone else is doing 1/2 of your work

-You do everything........1/2 assed

Pick one. *laughs*

 option 1.  with a little bit of option 3.

no one does my work.  i just look like i'm more busy than i am.

LOL ...

*points finger* You're a Paper Shuffler!!!

nope, i'm a spreadsheet opener. 

it goes like this:

1) hear someone coming

2) fling open the nearest large spreadsheet

3) start typing in numbers furiously

*nodnods* Yeah, you're sure spreading that manure impression now.

*opens excel document*

sure am.

*looks through the interwebs*

Sees SLO fidgetting, constantly checking her watch, slowly tidying up & putting stuff away.

*counts down to SLO running out for the day* 10.........9..............8...............7

Ooh Ooh I play that game too!!!!  Open an excel and start manically typing in hospital patient numbers lol looks really impressive - always have a pile of reports in front of me, sigh heavily and roll eyes, and complain loudly about how SLOOOWWWW EasyRIS is AGAIN ... I mean, hey, the old IT dept head nicked off with $16m from the budget in cahoots with his buddy, so no-one is surprised if we complain about it LOL ....

Plus I've unlocked my taskbar so it drops off the bottom of the screen so no-one can see the pages I have open LOL .... *taps side of nose* you can't mess with an administrator LOL!!!

pretty accurate.  i'll go take my dishes to the dishwasher in a minute.  and then go check on the birds that have nested and had babies outside on the window ledge.

AND don't forget the quick (?) game of sudoku on your mobile in the bathroom .... do-de-do *drums fingers and looks innocent*