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And after your child graduates, you can bring him/her in to program/deprogram people from the obedience list for only $19.99 per visit!!
*starts saving*
Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:
*starts saving*
*pokes CDC* You're on the board. Your kids go for free silly.
Where were you when my daughter was a teenager 
She is too old now and the deamons finally left
Original Post by michachu:
Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:
*starts saving*
*pokes CDC* You're on the board. Your kids go for free silly.
*GLEE!*
Wait. What kind of technology do you use? Can I be assured of reception wherever I am?
Do you take unruly mommas too? I need some disciplining!
Original Post by alaskanmama:
Do you take unruly mommas too? I need some disciplining!
The Don't Feed the Trolls disciplining? We have a 2 week course for that!! I'll get you signed up!!
Original Post by puh8suwrux:
Wait. What kind of technology do you use? Can I be assured of reception wherever I am?
For an extra $4999.99 we can install an extra chip in his/her brain so that it will work as long as you're in the same hemisphere!!
Pfft! Just the same hemisphere??
Verizon gets better reception than that!
Original Post by michachu:
Original Post by alaskanmama:
Do you take unruly mommas too? I need some disciplining!
The Don't Feed the Trolls disciplining? We have a 2 week course for that!! I'll get you signed up!!
Hope it's not 'spensive! But, I'll give it a shot, if you think it'll wirk!
Where do I sign?!
Duct tape is only $2 ;)
Original Post by samantha81:
Duct tape is only $2 ;)
and for $3.00 you can have it in colours, so the kids don't clash with the furniture they are tied to sitting quietly on when you have company ;-)
Oooh... and for just a little bit more, I bet it comes with flavor on the sticky side! It's a win-win situation ;)
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