Anyone have funny sibling stories... :) Lets share!

When my little sister was about 2 me and my mother were watching wheel of fortune. My mom shouted out the answer the the puzzle. It was "Chili Sauce".

My little sister busted up laughing so hard she made her self cry, so everyday after that we would yell CHILI SAUCE across the house and it would never fail to make my sister burst into laughter.

Even to this day, 8 years later she still laughs.

Any stories anyone?

a few years back, when my little sis was about 10 years old, she was trying to scare me by jumping through one of our sliding glass doors and surprising me - except that this door happened to be closed, and instead of bounding through it and surprising me she slammed into the glass at a decent paced sneaking jog and bounced backward - i dropped to the floor in a fit of laughter, and she came wandering through after opening the door, rubbing her forehead and wearing a sheepish grin on her face....lol - even now about 6 years later thinking about it is making me grin and chuckle 

This is a cute story.  When my sister was about 2.5 or 3 years old, we were at church with our grandparents.  My sister, who is younger than me, was sitting on my grandpa's lap.  I was sitting next to him.  Well, she climbed down from his lap and started walking on the kneeler as though if it was a balance beam.  Being so small and without good motor skills, she fell off.  She made a sad face and my grandpa picked her up and put her on his lap.  He whispered "It's okay, you just lost your balance."  She immediately got down off of his lap and started looking for something.  My grandpa asked, "Meg, what are you doing?" and she replied "I'm trying to find my balance!"  It is still funny to this day :)

kbella: THAT WAS GREAT!

I guess little sisters take the cake on being funny....

My sister was about 3 when we were driving through a city with big tall buildings. My dad said..."Do you know what those tall buildings are called"? and she said..."Yes, those are sky-scratchers!"

My daughter is 3, and she says hilarious things all the time. She had put on some chap stick by herself, which went on her cheeks too...and made some dirt stick to her. WHen her dad looked at her he asked "What's that on your face?" and she said "My wips (lips) dad!"

I grew up on a farm where we had a number or horses and goats.  We had one of those electric fences where it wasn't a real danger but it was simply uncomfortable to touch.  Me and my brother used to have little contests to see who would hold it the longest. 

Anyway, that's not the story, but this is.

He was riding his quad one day and he ended up going through the said electric fence at a decent speed.  We were having a BBQ and there was a lot of people there.  The horses were in a different field and the electric tape to the fence he went through was off.  Beyond have it wrapped around him, he was fine.  Knowing the level of shock that the fence gives, I thought it would be funny to turn it on, so I quickly ran over to the power box and turned the juice up.

Onlookers quickly gathered as my brother yelled curses at me, tried to take the electric tape off himself, and then spasmed as it shocked him (it was a pulse fence, not a constant flow), which caused him to drop the tape and start again, trying to pull it off, before another pulse came.  Then they looked over and saw me laugh, standing at the power box, and not moving a finger to turn it off.

Most of my distant family got a real bad first impression of me that day.  :P

I was 5 or 6 and my brother was a toddler, and we were grocery shopping with our mother.  Suddenly, my brother started screaming bloody murder.  Just these horrible shrieks, coupled with "It hurts!  It hurts!"  Then red stuff comes trickling out of his nose.  My mom was freaking.

Then he sneezed, and a red hot came out.

Once when my brother was 3 me and my babysitting aunt were watching TV and we heard thuds coming from the stairs and a pile of shoes landing at the bottom. My aunt sternly called to my brother up top "What is that noise?"

Totally deadpan, he answers "The shoes falling down the stairs."

"Why are they falling down the stairs?" she asks

Again, totally deadpan he answers "They walked down by themselves."

frokusblakah:

I grew up on a farm where we had a number or horses and goats.  We had one of those electric fences where it wasn't a real danger but it was simply uncomfortable to touch.  Me and my brother used to have little contests to see who would hold it the longest. 

Anyway, that's not the story, but this is.

He was riding his quad one day and he ended up going through the said electric fence at a decent speed.  We were having a BBQ and there was a lot of people there.  The horses were in a different field and the electric tape to the fence he went through was off.  Beyond have it wrapped around him, he was fine.  Knowing the level of shock that the fence gives, I thought it would be funny to turn it on, so I quickly ran over to the power box and turned the juice up.

Onlookers quickly gathered as my brother yelled curses at me, tried to take the electric tape off himself, and then spasmed as it shocked him (it was a pulse fence, not a constant flow), which caused him to drop the tape and start again, trying to pull it off, before another pulse came.  Then they looked over and saw me laugh, standing at the power box, and not moving a finger to turn it off.

Most of my distant family got a real bad first impression of me that day.  :P

 That was so worth starting this topic! Hahaha thank you!

My little sister was playing Parasite Eve (she's about 13) and got stuck at the boss battle w/the three headed dog.  She asked me what she was doing wrong and why couldn't she beat the boss battle.  And I calmly replied "You're not screaming 'who's your daddy'."

She got mad and yelled.  "What does that have to do with a video game?"

Sighing, I answered.  "It's been proven that talking smack during a video game makes you a better player."

I didn't think she would BELIEVE me, but the next time she got to the battle she started screaming at the tv, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY, WHO'S YOUR MUTHA @#%^*$'ING DADDY B!TC#!  THAT'S RIGHT -- I'M YOUR DADDY!" 

And she beat the boss that time.    (Unfortunately the cuss out the bad guy tactic didn't work as well when she was fighting a skeleton t-rex with nothing but a night stick.  Moral of the story is bring your rocket launcher when you're going to trash talk).