Has anyone ever heard of tastykakes?

www.tastykake.com

They are delicious, moist, transfatty, highly caloric, empty calorie, choolate, butterscotch, sometimes peanut butter, cream filled treats. They're only available in the philadelphia/new jersey area (where I'm from) and I probably haven't had one since I was 14.

My aunt, who I'm not that close with, out of the kindness of her heart (and really, it was unbelievably nice) sent me a gigantic shipment of tastykakes, since I'd obviously be missing this taste of home. One variety is 180 cals a pack, another is 210, another is 220, one is 230, and one of them is 360! I can't have these in my dorm room or I'll eat one (or more) everyday.

Yesterday I knocked on every door on my floor and offered everyone tastykakes. I started with 64, and now I have closer to 50. but HOLY CRAP THAT'S 50 CUPCAKES THAT WILL NEVER GO BAD SITTING IN MY CLOSET!

Someone help me...what do I do? can I mail you a tastykake?

I'm from near Philadelphia as well and I know the joys of Tastykake. They're so dangerous. Try asking a friend to hold onto them for you? Go to other floors?

Take them to a food bank or homeless shelter - I'm sure they would REALLY appreciate a treat. 

Tastykakes are the debil.  Walmart in Frederick, Maryland carries them.  Walmart is the debil.  (my logical reasoning skills are not the debil)