Anyone ever try the super model diet of water and cigarettes?

Anyone ever try the super model diet of water and cigarettes and willing to admit to it?

How did it work?

How did you feel?

I didn't try that one, but I did try the Crack Diet. Mmmm.. Crack. I lost 125 lbs. on Crack until the Feds got me *

*(this may be a slight stretching of the truth as I have never actually done and do not condone the use of illegal drugs)

No but i have tried coffee and smokes but couldnt shed the pounds.  Oh wait it was probably all the food I was eating!!!  ;)

TW: You forgot the heroin-injection-between-the-toes supplement that goes with the diet...just sayin'...

Owowowowow.. just the idea of injecting needles in the soft fleshy part between toes.

Owowowowowow... :p 

How about the "Divorce/custody battle diet?" I got down to a size 4 without even trying! (I don't reccomend it, it's very expensive..but then again, so are smokes..)

Personally, the most success I've had was with the "I just got my tonsels removed and can't eat without hurting diet"

In answer to the questions:

Lost 5-10 lbs on that one in about a week.

I felt crappy.  It sucked, I felt totally fine after the first day and was hungry constantly but wasn't allowed to eat anything solid.

i tried it, but i had a really hard time getting down those cigarettes! they taste terrible! and the boxes are pointy so they hurt to swallow!

i think next time i'm gonna get the soft pack...

Original Post by jules817:

i tried it, but i had a really hard time getting down those cigarettes! they taste terrible! and the boxes are pointy so they hurt to swallow!

i think next time i'm gonna get the soft pack...

For the win!

#3 kathygator

Jan 29 2008 14:06 TW: You forgot the heroin-injection-between-the-toes supplement that goes with the diet...just sayin'...

LMAO!!!  yall make me laugh!! if you think that's a great diet... then yall should try smoking cat turds!!  you rake out all the dried up turds, roll em up, and light em.... the smell will make you barf and you'll start losing those pesky lbs!!!

hehe

*^5's HK*

I did a modified version of the supermodel diet, called the "waited till the last minute to cram for exams".

You substitute black coffee and sugar-free Red Bulls for the water, and you also have to pop No-Doz like crazy.  You'll feel like you're totally incapable of not moving, and that "you can like SEE everything!".

It ends with you passing out on top of a pile of textbooks, sharing a couch with a homeless guy in the dorm lounge.

A good diet to follow it up with is the "binge drinking for the holidays/summer break" diet.

I don't know if this is a joke thread or a real thread. But I will go with a real thread.

I did the get on drugs and drink like a fish and forget all else diet once about 10 years ago. I went from 150 to 115 or less in under 2 years. But I quit that diet and gain up to 160. Now back to 130 the healthy way. 

When I worked at a homeless shelter, one of the clients lost between 60-80 lbs in a month (she wasn't sure about her starting weight) by smoking tons of crack. She just melted right away, before our eyes. I'm still amazed that her heart didn't just stop. (Her health, of course, is permanently compromised.) 

I tried the "removed all unnecessary appendages (i.e. one leg, one arm, etc.) diet" once and it worked pretty well. However, you have to deal with the nicknames. "Stumpy", "IHop", "Ilene".

add my success on the custody battle/divorce diet.  I gained it back with the finalize the divorce/anger/cymbalta diet. The crack/heroin diet is OK, but you have to lose all you teeth to get the full benefit of it.

I was just going to say, I hear the meth diet works awesome.  You stay up for days cleaning your house and you're never hungry.  Then when your teeth fall out you really have no desire to eat anymore.  It's the best diet out there.

Original Post by hkellick:

I didn't try that one, but I did try the Crack Diet. Mmmm.. Crack. I lost 125 lbs. on Crack until the Feds got me *

*(this may be a slight stretching of the truth as I have never actually done and do not condone the use of illegal drugs)

 i don't know, i never thought the crack diet did much for marion barry's looks.

I tried the smoking and pepsi diet.  I didn't lose any weight.  I think I was making up calories for the food I was starving myself of and just drank more regular soda.

I hope the original poster of this thread is not for real.

Oh I very much am for real in wanting to hear from folks that tried stuff like the water & cigarette diet and are willing to admit it.

Some pretty interesting stuff has gotten posted.