I ate 12 donuts in one sitting!!! And I'm still alive

Yea. I ate 12 250cal/piece donuts. Entennman devils food crumb donuts to be exact. It was delicious. 3000 cals of sugar and fat. And you know what? that is less than a lb of fat I put on (Seeing as how I already met my RDA for calories today). I will easily burn it off next week with only a 500cal deficit a day. I feel so much better knowing that I can survive eating it, and I feel like never having a donut again.

Original Post by bagga:

entennemans = fascist donut and pastry makers

 LOLOL sorry... i am at work and i am cracking up out loud, laughing my @$$ off... people are probably staring at me at my desk going "wtf?"

Thanks for that comment :)

Original Post by smwhipple:

Original Post by pgeorgian:

i don't even know what entennemans is.

If there is a fake/nasty/icky version of any baked good, enteman's is it...they just don't taste right, too sweet, too sticky, not sweet enough, Enteman's is always just wrong in taste and not worth the calories imo.

Krispy Kreme cured me of wanting donuts, unless it's just hot off their donut press it is not worth it.  With the exception of old fashioneds (theirs are not the best) which I can't eat more than one of.

 That's the best description of Enteman's (however it's spelled) that I've ever seen. The make their stuff appealing to dieters by calling it fat free. It is pretty much fat free so they overcompensate for the missing fat by adding extra sugar, HFCS and artifical flavors.

And the texture. Give me pork brains any day.

Original Post by pgeorgian:

i don't think the OP had any purpose whatsoever, except maybe to flaunt his ability to eat sickening amounts of devastatingly unhealthy foods in front of those of us who are trying to do better.  probably more effective with people who like donuts, but, whatever.

And there it is. Even though the original poster posted in declaration that his overindulgence did not kill him (in the same humor as the STICKY "Yesterday I ate 3600 calories and the sky did not fall on me!!! ") YOUR bitterness caused you to misinterpret his intentions and you lashed out at him.

Maybe if you let yourself choke down a doughnut every once and a while, your resentment wouldn't interfere with your relationships with other people!

Entenmens is to doughnuts what aerosol is to whipping cream, what Hershey's kisses are to dilettante... each has it's place! Don't hate! Celebrate!

Original Post by kathygator:

also: not considered good form to quote people's profiles on the boards. just sayin'. 

 It's better to paste their posts into your profile if they are particularly hilarious!

Let us all gorge ourselves on the brains of pig, and laugh at these silly donut eating persons.

seems a bit extreme Calrley. Pg's first response was that she couldn't eat 2, and I believe 'blech' - probably because she worked as a doughnut maker.

while I understand the need for people to be less neurotic about food, I also feel that it was probably a bit insensitive for the kid to post about such an extreme indulgence.

remember, we're talking about a wrestler (ie a male athelete) not an underweight cheerleader trying to get her head on straight.

Original Post by carleyrapp:

Maybe if you let yourself choke down a doughnut every once and a while, your resentment wouldn't interfere with your relationships with other people! 

what makes you think you know anything about my eating habits?  i said i don't like doughnuts.  is that so hard to believe?  i eat what i want.  chocolate - yum.  steak - yum.  mac & cheese - yum.  bagels and cream cheese - yum.  doughnuts - yuck.  okay?

and if you're referring to my relationship with you, i'm quite happy with the way it's going.  thanks!

edit: oops!  i don't like dognuts, either, but that's not what i meant ;)

Original Post by spirochete:

Original Post by kathygator:

also: not considered good form to quote people's profiles on the boards. just sayin'. 

 It's better to paste their posts into your profile if they are particularly hilarious!

 as evidenced by the notorious 'mafugga' reference :)

Original Post by kathygator:

seems a bit extreme Calrley. Pg's first response was that she couldn't eat 2, and I believe 'blech' - probably because she worked as a doughnut maker.

sort-of the reverse, 'gator.  i loved my doughnuts; it's everyone else's that are disappointing.  my thesis advisor regularly brings doughnuts to our monthly research group meetings.  blech!

I JUST ATE THE BRAINS OF 12 PIGS IN ONE SITTING!!! AND I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111111111

I actually like entenmanns, maybe i'm the odd one out.. (yum crumb donuts!)

But i think if the OP has that attitude its great, its not like hes gonna continue to eat 12 donuts every day (i dont think, if he is a wrestler anyway)

well to eat 12 pigs brains is going a little overboard now.

i mean COME ON restrain yourself

i say if you were going for it, go big, as in quality of the food.  donuts not particularly my fave, but thumbs up for the positive attitude.

i have to ask though, is that all you ate in that day?

Original Post by pgeorgian:

Original Post by kathygator:

seems a bit extreme Calrley. Pg's first response was that she couldn't eat 2, and I believe 'blech' - probably because she worked as a doughnut maker.

sort-of the reverse, 'gator.  i loved my doughnuts; it's everyone else's that are disappointing.  my thesis advisor regularly brings doughnuts to our monthly research group meetings.  blech!

I love making my own beignets. :)

what's a beignet?

Mmmm she said homemade beignets.... yep she said it alright.

Can I make you queen?

LOL at dognuts :D

Double EW to dognuts...please, bring back the entenneman's

Original Post by spirochete:

Original Post by kathygator:

also: not considered good form to quote people's profiles on the boards. just sayin'. 

 It's better to paste their posts into your profile if they are particularly hilarious!

LMAO

Please keep the beignets a secret, I already have too many vices!

Original Post by pgeorgian:

what's a beignet?

 an egg based pastry dough (like Yorkshire pudding), a bit sweeter, and deep fried in spoonfuls. after the second pop, you drain them, douse them with powdered sugar and dance around because it must be Mardis Gras :)

oh sweet beignet why has thou forsaken me?