I ate a pork chop last night, and now I think I have the swine flu

ta-daaaa! made u look, made u look!

And  i know some of you were just ready to pounce on "who is this dumb***" and had your snarky responses already typed out!

But since you're here,   HI!

Oh my god oh my god are you ok?? You definately have swine flu now and why were you eating a pork chop????? Pork chops have waaaaaaay too many calories to lose weight. You're gonna be fat AND have swine flu!!!1!!!

yes, yes !  I can   ...feel it... OMG...  the drippy nose...

*cough, cough*

Sniffle...  OINK !  OH NO

It

Has

Begun...

Ooooh... do I smell truffles?

* snouts around in the dirt a bit*

Ask your pharmacist for some oink-ment....

oinkment :)

*pigsnort*

Good one Jane... i'll trot off to the "farm" acy now.

*clicks off on her hooves (Hoofs?) * pigs r not guud spellrs

i am concerned for the teacup pigs however. paris hilton bought one. surely this is one of the lesser-known signs of armageddon the aporkalypse. poor piggies.

One of the more unfortunate symptoms of Swine Flu is, of course, the involuntary evacuation of the bladder.

Yes folks...... you go 'wee wee wee' all the way home.

Disclaimer: These jokes may not be new, but By Gad they're British...

Funny!

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

Name that movie!!! quick!

Original Post by kawnd11:

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

Name that movie!!! quick!

 

 Babe! I looove Babe!!!

*cries "Wolves killed Maaaaaaaa!" in my best Babe voice*

Sadly, someone at my office truly believes that eating pork is how one gets swine flu. No joke. I thought she was kidding and I burst out laughing when she first mentioned it. She just looked at me blankly. SCARY. Even more so because I work in a health care type of field.

April- I know what you mean. My co-worker daughter caught swine flu and she said "well she touched a pig at the fair the other day that's probably where she got it".

I supposed it had nothing to with going to daycare with other kids.

People are so funny.

It would be nice if the people who thought you could catch Swine Flu by eating a sausage or touching pigs at fairs were the ones who died from it.  Would gently elevate the average IQ of the human gene pool.  Silver linings and clouds etc.

Original Post by watergirl:

i am concerned for the teacup pigs however. paris hilton bought one. surely this is one of the lesser-known signs of armageddon the aporkalypse. poor piggies.

Well aren't they just adorable! And of course Hilton bought one, she buys one of everything "trendy". *barf*

I've always wanted a dwarf pot-belly pig. :3

if Paris bought a new piggie, does that mean her doggie-(ie accessory), gets put in the closet with the purse??? put in retirement??

and another thing, do her friends, family ask HER to carry something for them in her purse?? -  my hubby and kids are always- Mom can you put this sunblock in your purse- Hunny, can you hold onto my sunglasses, etc, etc.  I bet if i carried a piglet along in my purse, they wouldn't ask anymore...hmmm? Maybe she's onto something.

*chants "thin the herd, thin the herd!"