Attention Young Ladies (a rant)

Attention young ladies:

STOP EFFING WITH YOUR BOOBS!!

There is apparently, some unkown force in the world that is causing otherwise nicely proportioned and shaped females to get ridiculously disportionate boob jobs.  PLEASE STOP!

If you weigh 115 pounds, and 15 is in your chest, you look like a freaking cartoon character.  There may be some number of people who think this is hot.  They are in the significant minority.  In proportion to the body is far superior to the "two grapefruits on a stick" look.

Jessica Rabbit is NOT an ideal body type.

Please stop messing up very nice pairs in favor of silly size.  Remember, sometimes better is the enemy of good enough.

that is all.

haha!

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I'll agree on this one! Some people look just rediculous and sometimes gross when there are two huge orbs on your chest that don't match any other part of your body!!

In general, I'm not against surgery.....I just think it should be more for quality of life.....

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Because little girls, you will eventually age. And there is nothing more depressing than seeing a 45 year old with big ole fake ta-tas trying to look 20 while power-walking themselves into oblivion.

Original Post by kathygator:

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Because little girls, you will eventually age. And there is nothing more depressing than seeing a 45 year old with big ole fake ta-tas trying to look 20 while power-walking themselves into oblivion.

 There is one thing more depressing, it is when said 45 year old is also covered with tattoos.

Original Post by trhawley:

Original Post by kathygator:

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Because little girls, you will eventually age. And there is nothing more depressing than seeing a 45 year old with big ole fake ta-tas trying to look 20 while power-walking themselves into oblivion.

 There is one thing more depressing, it is when said 45 year old is also covered with tattoos.

 And a fake orange tan!

Original Post by trhawley:

 There is one thing more depressing, it is when said 45 year old is also covered with tattoos.

 with teased bleached blonde hair, for the win!

Original Post by trhawley:

Original Post by kathygator:

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Because little girls, you will eventually age. And there is nothing more depressing than seeing a 45 year old with big ole fake ta-tas trying to look 20 while power-walking themselves into oblivion.

 There is one thing more depressing, it is when said 45 year old is also covered with tattoos.

 Uh oh.  Guess I'd better not get a boob job.  :D

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Who-Framed- Roger-Rabbit-gal-431.jpg

I dunno, I think Jessica Rabbit is kinda a fox. :P Her hips and chest are actually pretty much the same size. She looks so disproportionate because of the crazy corset effect.

hehe, I do agree with you though

Original Post by katonick:

Original Post by trhawley:

Original Post by kathygator:

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Because little girls, you will eventually age. And there is nothing more depressing than seeing a 45 year old with big ole fake ta-tas trying to look 20 while power-walking themselves into oblivion.

 There is one thing more depressing, it is when said 45 year old is also covered with tattoos.

 And a fake orange tan!

You all just described the lady at my gym!   Always in full HEAVY makeup, she spends 15min in the tanning booth, then comes out and spends and hour on the elliptical chatting with her friends.  I've got to sneak a picture of her for you!

Sparks: Seriously doubt that you will be sporting layered, teased, bleached out hair, botox brows and big puffy cartoon lips when you're 45. :)

Ah "Rock of Love Bus" you've changed the look of an entire generation...

Original Post by kathygator:

Sparks: Seriously doubt that you will be sporting layered, teased, bleached out hair, botox brows and big puffy cartoon lips when you're 45. :)

 This is my goal.  ;)

When I think of fake mature lady, I always think of the some of the characters that Jennifer Coolidge plays so well. I think she was in a movie A Cinedella Story?

Just found it. She played Fiona.

Oh, lemme give you a big ol' A-FREAKIN'-MEN!!!!

Yeah, nothing is sexier than a couple of plastic sacs full of saline or gel or silicone or whatever, shoved into the chest cavity and stretching the skin so tight that there becomes a flat valley between the boobs, wide enough to put a 3rd bood into. And then, they get hard and look like fish bowls bolted onto the body. Ugh, makes me shudder. And then when those friggin' implants slip & slide around, making lumps into the lower chest, under the boobs, or out on the sides, where you can see the damn sac .... oh god, I think I just found the perfect appetite suppressant, because I am now no longer hungry for my lunch!

Original Post by luvnhorses:

Original Post by katonick:

Original Post by trhawley:

Original Post by kathygator:

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Because little girls, you will eventually age. And there is nothing more depressing than seeing a 45 year old with big ole fake ta-tas trying to look 20 while power-walking themselves into oblivion.

 There is one thing more depressing, it is when said 45 year old is also covered with tattoos.

 And a fake orange tan!

You all just described the lady at my gym!   Always in full HEAVY makeup, she spends 15min in the tanning booth, then comes out and spends and hour on the elliptical chatting with her friends.  I've got to sneak a picture of her for you!

Wait ... do you ALL live in Orange County, CA?? 'Cause that's where I live (sadly, I miss Long Beach) and you just described a good portion of the women I see in Newport Beach, Laguna, etc. Ugggggghhhhhhuuuggghhh ... shudder-worthy.

ahaha hey wait ok im a natural disproportioned person. Im 5'2 w. boobs and a butt. Now when im older should I not get a augmentation and just let them hit my knees? I dont know if Im kool with walking on my own boobs. ahahaha

I do agree though the size 2 waists with the fake DD and leather skin is not so appealling.

Original Post by purespark:

Original Post by kathygator:

Sparks: Seriously doubt that you will be sporting layered, teased, bleached out hair, botox brows and big puffy cartoon lips when you're 45. :)

 This is my goal.  ;)

 Everyone should be required to watch that video before they have cosmetic surgery.

God! The one in which she is gazing at herself in the mirror - you know she doesn't begin to see her face as it really appears. That's crazy sad.

Yeah, it really is sad, I probably shouldn't use her to make jokes.  But wow!

Must admit I'm relieved to read the OP. At least one of the heroes in one of my books feels the same way. :D