Bad, Better, Best

Okay, I’ve been liking the evil genie and good/bad/worst game myself, but how about flipping it around – sometimes things are actually better than what they seem.

 

Bad:  You’ve gained two pounds.

Better:  You discover it's because you've gained muscle, and you’ve lost an inch off your hips.

Best:  You now fit into a pair of skinny jeans you haven’t worn since college.

 

So here it goes:

 

Bad:  You broke down and ate two pieces of Cheesecake Factory pumpkin cheesecake on Thanksgiving.

Bad:  You broke down and ate two pieces of Cheesecake Factory pumpkin cheesecake on Thanksgiving.

Better: You enjoyed. Every. Bite. It was DELICIOUS!

Best: You just got off your two week plateau and start losing weight again.

 

 

Bad: It's a Friday afternoon and you were just given MORE work! 

Bad: It's a Friday afternoon and you were just given MORE work! 

Better: The additional work comes with a bonus incentive if you complete everything on deadline.

Best: A BIG bonus incentive!! Just in time for holiday present shopping, gifts for 2 baby showers, gifs for 2 family members graduating from college, and gifts for several birthdays!

(man oh man, I wish this one would come true!!)

That would be cool!

(need your suggestion for the next "bad", Amy!  )

bad:you failed a test

better:your teacher drops the grade

best:you get to go on a date with the hottest guy in the usa and u win 1million bucks(its impossible but its all i could come up with)

I'll get this thread restarted.

Bad:  You fall down a flight of stairs and break your leg.

Better:  The company you work for offers unlimited paid sick leave.

Best:  The orthopedic surgeon that repairs your leg turns out to be the love of your life.

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Bad:  Your kid gets in a fight at school.

Bad: My kid gets in a fight at school.

Better:  The other kid deserved it.

Best:  My kid gets away with it.

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Bad:  Your car breaks down.

bad: your car breaks down

better: You sell it anyway!

Best: You find a jaguar for 500 bucks!

Bad: You lose your job!

Bad: You lose your job!

Better: You hated you job anyway and were going to quit, but now you can collect unemployment.

Best: Now that you are back on the job market you find a great job that pays twice as much and that you love!

Bad:  You catch you significant other cheating!

Bad: you catch your significant other cheating!

Better: You were going to break up with them anyway and Now you don't have to deal with the guilt

Best: You go the bar to celebrate and meet a really hot & nice bartender

 

Bad: You get pulled over for speeding...

Good:  He thinks you're cute

Best:  He doesn't write the ticket.

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Bad:  Earthquake!

Better:  You live 3000 miles from the epicenter.

Best:  It only registered 1.0 on the Richter scale.

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Bad:  Your dog ran away.

Bad: You're dog ran away

Better: You had him micro-chipped so you're pretty sure you'll find him

Best: A guy that you've had your eye on finds your dog and brings him back, and then asks you out.

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Bad: You fall on your butt while in public and end up in a puddle

Better:  A cute guy doesn't laugh, but instead picks you up.

Best:  He gives you his jacket.

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Bad:  You get stood up!

Better:  Your date was unattractive.

Best:  Your date was a serial killer who takes his victims out on dates first.

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Bad:  You didn't finish your annual report at work by the due date.

Bad:  You didn't finish your annual report at work by the due date.

Better:  You checked the due date wrong and have a day more.

Best:  You DO finish on time.

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Bad:  You're itching uncontrollably downstairs.