Bad News / Good News

So... I have a new game that might be fun to play called Bad News / Good News.

It works like this..

Let's say I start with.

The Good News is.. I just won the Lottery

Than someone else can say.. The Bad News is.. the Government thinks your ticket is a fraud and freezes your winnings.

Than someone else can say... The Good News is... Johnny Cochran volunteers to help you make your case against the government.

And someone else could say.. well, what could someone else say?

Got it?

So. Let's begin, children. :)

The Good News is... I'm going to go to the gym today. :)

The bad news is you forgot your pants.

The good news is....you realized you left a pair at your ex's around the corner.

The bad news is you can't find your car keys.

The good news is that it is just around the corner

The good news is that you accidentally left the window open!

The bad news is that it's snowing.

The good news is that you have a winter coat

The bad news is that you forgot the winter coat as well. Back with your pants :p

The good news is that you have an abnormally high amount of body hair, which keeps you warm.

The bad news is that you had recently lost it all due to overuse of Viagra.

(I just edited my answer when I notice someone beat me to the answer)

The good news is... you have a six-hour erection! Or is that the bad news?

The bad news is that there's a school bus stop in front of your house, and your large erection (plus lack of pants) is causing an uproar.

The good news is that the uproar is creating a heat to warm you nekid body.

The bad news is... that the Weather Channel was there showing off the odd September Snow, and you've just been caught nekid on National TV!

The good news is that the show is Nekid News with a nude news cast, so your hardly noticed.

The bad news is that your mom is a closet freak and watches the naked news.  and just saw your large 6 hour boner.

The bad news is that your mom is now walking towards you (she haven't seen you yet)

Oh my goshhh LOL

good lord, this is ONE way of waking up in the morning... lol!