Bad News / Good News

So... I have a new game that might be fun to play called Bad News / Good News.

It works like this..

Let's say I start with.

The Good News is.. I just won the Lottery

Than someone else can say.. The Bad News is.. the Government thinks your ticket is a fraud and freezes your winnings.

Than someone else can say... The Good News is... Johnny Cochran volunteers to help you make your case against the government.

And someone else could say.. well, what could someone else say?

Got it?

So. Let's begin, children. :)

The Good News is... I'm going to go to the gym today. :)

The good news is that your mom, being mature and adult, doesn't really care one way or the other about the size of your crotch.

The bad news is that she points out you're not as big as your father.

The good news is that your very happy not being THAT big.

The bad news is that your current love interest wishes you WERE as big as your father...

The good news is that women just like to LOOK at big ones but like to DO stuff with normal sized ones.

The bad news is that your current love interest is, in fact, not a woman ;D

The good news is that you are the catcher and he is the pitcher so your size doesn't really matter  >:D

The bad new is that your team just lost and your left holding the "ball". Hehehehe

The bad news is that he's having a sex change operation for his birthday, so size is once again a pressing issue.

The good news is you just woke up from the most unusual gay dream

I fear this thread has gotten silly ;)

The bad news is your bed is wet.

The bad news is that the gay dream left your sheets dirty...OH MY!! :-O

ha!!  what are the odds???

The good news is, we can change the direction of the thread at any time.

The good news is you have access to a close-by washing machine, so no one else need know!

The bad news, your an hour late for work.

The good news is.. I don't actually do WORK at work ANYWAYS :D

The bad news, you have an appointment with the company president in 15 minutes.

#@*$@#$@#!!!!!!

The good news is your president thinks you're hot...and is VERY lenient with you ;-)