Bad News / Good News

So... I have a new game that might be fun to play called Bad News / Good News.

It works like this..

Let's say I start with.

The Good News is.. I just won the Lottery

Than someone else can say.. The Bad News is.. the Government thinks your ticket is a fraud and freezes your winnings.

Than someone else can say... The Good News is... Johnny Cochran volunteers to help you make your case against the government.

And someone else could say.. well, what could someone else say?

Got it?

So. Let's begin, children. :)

The Good News is... I'm going to go to the gym today. :)

the bad news is because you were daydreaming you failed math and dropped out of school.

the good news is that you wrote a book about it and are now a best selling novelist with lots of Muuulaaa!!!

Bad news is.......They recalled all your novels due to lack of information.

The good news is .... a movie of your life based on the novel was made prior to recall

Bad news is....It went straight to video.

The good news Carmen Electra saw it and wants to meet you.

The bad news, it's to set her up with her personal assistant with bad b.o.

Good news is the PA is Jessica Simpson that came out with edible butterscotch deodorent.

Bad news is.........Jess's sister,Ash Simpson, had a  little lip syncing mishap that ultimately caused the edible deoderant line to plummet.  **breathe** Nothing like bad publicity.

The Good News is Trashy Newspapers had a story for another day! 

The bad news is that the other story was about Jess herself

The good new, the story was on the second page and the front page story was about Britney Spears

the bad news is that Britney was caught kissing Jessica.

The good news is at least she had clothes on this time...

The bad news is she realised they were last years fashion

The good news is, she's only wearing them because she's gonna have a paint-ball game with her friends

The bad news is, Britney has bad aim and accidentally hit one of her kids with a paintball...

The good news is, K-Fed didn't find out about it to add THAT to the list of crap she's done.

the bad news is that k-feds brother added it to the list of crap she's done