Bad News / Good News

So... I have a new game that might be fun to play called Bad News / Good News.

It works like this..

Let's say I start with.

The Good News is.. I just won the Lottery

Than someone else can say.. The Bad News is.. the Government thinks your ticket is a fraud and freezes your winnings.

Than someone else can say... The Good News is... Johnny Cochran volunteers to help you make your case against the government.

And someone else could say.. well, what could someone else say?

Got it?

So. Let's begin, children. :)

The Good News is... I'm going to go to the gym today. :)

The bad news is.. you don't think the president is hot, and don't want to play "Find Mr. Squeakers" with him, and you're fired again.

The good news is at least you will get 12-14 weeks of unemployment checks before you start to go broke.

The good news is that you were going to quit anyways as you ahve landed a job at the News company NEKID NEWs.

The bad news is that you were barely making it as it was, but unemployment means you may have to go default on your student loans.

The good news is you were thinking about starting over in a new country with a new identity anyway.

The bad news is the only place you can afford to go is Mexico and you don't speak Spanish.

the good news is with a six hour erection and no pants it doesn't matter if you speak spanish

the bad news is, you forgot your mom is Mexican!

The bad news is that public indecency is a death penalty offense in Mexico.

*sneaks in, looks around, covers eyes & ears & runs for the door*

The  good news is that you cant afford to go to Mexico so you decide to slip on your  pants, buck it up and go apply for a new position at Golds Gym as Fitness Instructor and YOU GET THE JOB!

The bad news is that everyone at your new job calls you  6-inch.

The good news is that they  are referring to you bi-ceps.

The bad news is that six-inch-circumference biceps are really puny and certain clients take to calling you Olive Oyl.

The good news is that you know, being a C-C'er and all, your exercises thoroughly enough that you can really make THOSE clients work, hard, hard enough they hurt like heck the next morning (Isn't being a personal trainer great?!?! :D )

The bad news is that Bunny, the owner of the gym, thinks you are mean and sadistic and fires you to give the job to her boyfriend.

The good news is when you step out the door, you find a wallet with 2 000$ in it

The bad news is the person who lost the wallet takes it back and insists you stole it and call the cops

The good news is that you run really fast