Bad News / Good News

So... I have a new game that might be fun to play called Bad News / Good News.

It works like this..

Let's say I start with.

The Good News is.. I just won the Lottery

Than someone else can say.. The Bad News is.. the Government thinks your ticket is a fraud and freezes your winnings.

Than someone else can say... The Good News is... Johnny Cochran volunteers to help you make your case against the government.

And someone else could say.. well, what could someone else say?

Got it?

So. Let's begin, children. :)

The Good News is... I'm going to go to the gym today. :)

The bad news is that you are charged with theft by taking AND obstruction of an officer when they catch you and pepper spray you.

The good news is that your brother is the best lawyer in town and he get you out of that

The bad news is that he did it by sleeping with the prosecutor and has now had his license revoked.

The good news is the prosecutor is now single and looking and so are you

The bad news is that the prosecutor is ugly as hell and wants you badly, to the point of blackmail.

The good news is that she doesn't know you're called "6 inch"

The bad news is that it's not a "she" but a "he"

The good news is he found out you were called "6-inch" and he lost interest in you to stalk the Subway commercial guy

The bad news is, the police are now watching you.

The good new is you have your marajuana hidden in your butt cheeks!

the bad news is they are going to look everywhere!

The good news is.. you've just had some, so you really don't mind.

the bad news is for them: they will really mind!

The good news is they really don't want to have to search you again so your off the radar

bad news: you don't have any marijuana anymore

good news: you have a good supplier.

The bad news is.. your supplier was actually an undercover agent, which is how they knew about you.

The good news is, you are shady and already robbed him blind!

bad news: you are now completely stoned

The bad news is, you fried your brain cells with too much pot and can't remember where you stashed your loot.