Bad News / Good News

So... I have a new game that might be fun to play called Bad News / Good News.

It works like this..

Let's say I start with.

The Good News is.. I just won the Lottery

Than someone else can say.. The Bad News is.. the Government thinks your ticket is a fraud and freezes your winnings.

Than someone else can say... The Good News is... Johnny Cochran volunteers to help you make your case against the government.

And someone else could say.. well, what could someone else say?

Got it?

So. Let's begin, children. :)

The Good News is... I'm going to go to the gym today. :)

good news...you are now completely stoned

bad news is you can't remeber what you were supposed to be doing

The bad news is you get the munchies like something fierce and grade an F for the day

The good news is, you're stoned, so you don't care about what you're supposed to be doing or no steenkin' grades. 

Bad news is you're comming down from your high and there's no more weed.

the bad news is your high is wearing off, and you got no job... and the police are on the lookout for you... and you wish you had a different nickname

The good news is you get to go home, now that work is over.

the bad news is your cats made a mess inside your house

The good news is you've been looking for a reason to try out the shot gun you bought...

The bad news is you're out of bullets

The good news is you're dating a cop....who has bullets.

The bad news is that the cop has used up all the bullets in a stand-off with your former drug dealer.

the good news is that the cops has a GINORMOUS billy club!

The bad news is that the Billy Club won't help you "Train" your cats who have left a mess all over your apartment, as they are far too fast.

poor kitties!
The good news is that the kitties escape before they get hurt

The bad news is they escape out the door and right in front of your neighbor's Rottweilers who have gotten off their leash.

The good news is your pot had been laced with LSD and you hallucinated the whole thing

The bad news is during your hallucination you jump out the window of your 15th floor apartment.

the good news is, you're a superhero and can fly!

Bad news is you left you flying cape at the cleaners