Best "naughty" Halloween costumes
OK, I know it's way early - but I'm a planner. I need a naughty Halloween costume for a party and would love to hear your ideas, what you have worn or seen. Thanks.
Like slutty or bad humor?
*Sigh* Why do so many girls want to go slutty on Halloween?
There are so many across the spectrum, so it really depends on what particular things reflect what you want personally.
I'm a bit of a Trek geek, so if I could pull it off, I would love to eventually dress as this.
on edit: along the sci-fi theme - anyone who can pull off a Six will be an instant hit.
The naughty nurse, french maid, sexy witch, and pirate wench have been overdone, IMO.
I was cupid last year, that was cute. Or something like a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader? Even if your not a fan! Haha. Google something like "adult costumes" and im sure thousands of sites with cute costumes will come up!
An uhura comstume could be hot. ;)
Truthfully I am not a fan of naughty skimpy. It takes all the fun out of Halloween which is about fun and imagination, vs. an excuse to wear lingerie in public. The cats, naughty witches, naughty devils, french maids, and playboy bunnies have been done to death.
And personally I think smart and creative make the hottest costumes
I'd rather be Lizzy Borden on Halloween. Or a crazy Medusa or Shiva. Or a circus performer from the 20's. A couple years ago I dressed up like a vintage freak show lady with a parasitic twin.
I guess I inherited my Halloween beliefs from my mom. She dressed up for fun, not to be pretty. She was Beetlejuice, Roadkill, Mimi from Drew Carey. Lots of fun stuff.
Original Post by merylwhite1:
*Sigh* Why do so many girls want to go slutty on Halloween?
I didn't say "slutty"
One year I was Dead Dorothy and had a dead toto in a basket. I won a few bar prizes for that one and it was easy.
I tend to lean towards the gross and bloody. With the make up and stuff they have now a days its real easy to make any cherished or known character dead and people love it.
Original Post by tortoisewins:
A good Starbuck would be awesome!!!
Yes it would! (Although it seems to me it would be easy enough to piece it together on your own...) Then all you need is an Apollo....oh yeah... 
I always enjoy wearing a high school uniform... the white shirt, and the kilt...
I really like this because you have a lot of control over how much skin you show, so if you want to be naughty, but not slutty, it's an easy one to pull off.
Original Post by merylwhite1:*Sigh* Why do so many girls want to go slutty on Halloween?
Oh come on, don't be a fun sucker. I dress very modest all year long, and Halloween is the one day of the year when I dress as sexy/slutty as possible. Let us have our fun!
I don't know about naughty, but a couple of years ago I decided to go as a Magic 8 Ball. I dressed in all black, cut out a while circle from an old white shirt, drew a black 8 on it and pinned it to my shirt. I then carried a little wrist bag with all of the Magic 8 Ball's responses written on small pieces of paper in it. People asked me questions all night and pulled out their answers. I suppose you could still make that sexy....depending on what kind of black clothes you wear.
I'm more into the inventive costumes than the sexy ones...about 6 years ago for Halloween I went as "partly cloudy with a chance of showers"...it was great because I sprayed people with water from a spray bottle.
Just walk into any costume shop. Every women's costume is the "sexy" version of what it's supposed to be--pirate, tiger,nurse--I've even seen "sexy" versions of Freddy Kruger and Spongebob Squarepants. Try finding a non sexualized costume for women.
(Yawn) And wake me up when that creative Lizzie Borden costume someone mentioned gets here, now THAT'S something I'd be interested to see!
Original Post by jcl76:
Original Post by merylwhite1:
*Sigh* Why do so many girls want to go slutty on Halloween?
Oh come on, don't be a fun sucker. I dress very modest all year long, and Halloween is the one day of the year when I dress as sexy/slutty as possible. Let us have our fun!
A fun sucker, huh? Why do you need Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - do you feel forbidden to otherwise?
The feminists of the 70s would be rolling in their wheelchairs right now, reading this. Have some decency and self-respect. Halloween, nor any day, is not a reason or appropriate time to demean yourself.
I personally would just wear lingerie underneath a penis costume.. I'd rip the costume off when music started playing and start dancing around in lingerie.
Musotica.com has a lot of fun, "naughty" costumes. I got a bumblebee costume from there a couple years ago and just wore leggings and a tight long sleeve shirt under it so it wasn't so risque.
a dominatrix
Original Post by clolitaa:
Original Post by jcl76:
Original Post by merylwhite1:
*Sigh* Why do so many girls want to go slutty on Halloween?
Oh come on, don't be a fun sucker. I dress very modest all year long, and Halloween is the one day of the year when I dress as sexy/slutty as possible. Let us have our fun!
A fun sucker, huh? Why do you need Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - do you feel forbidden to otherwise?
The feminists of the 70s would be rolling in their wheelchairs right now, reading this. Have some decency and self-respect. Halloween, nor any day, is not a reason or appropriate time to demean yourself.
lighten up
Original Post by naturistdiva:
Original Post by clolitaa:
Original Post by jcl76:
Original Post by merylwhite1:
*Sigh* Why do so many girls want to go slutty on Halloween?
Oh come on, don't be a fun sucker. I dress very modest all year long, and Halloween is the one day of the year when I dress as sexy/slutty as possible. Let us have our fun!
A fun sucker, huh? Why do you need Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - do you feel forbidden to otherwise?
The feminists of the 70s would be rolling in their wheelchairs right now, reading this. Have some decency and self-respect. Halloween, nor any day, is not a reason or appropriate time to demean yourself.
lighten up
Agreed! Halloween is all about having fun. If I want to dress slutty, I'm not demeaning myself. I've been too overweight my whole life to do it, and if I lose a bit more weight by Halloween I definitely plan on it. Just let us have our fun. :P
Anyways, based on a REALLY REALLY bad pseudo horror film I saw this past year, I'd kinda like to be a zombie stripper for Halloween. Or a school girl. If I can manage the body to pull it off, I'm definitely doing it.
you could go as a giant penis... circumsized, of course!!
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