I blacked out during lunch

I don't know how it happened. One minute I was driving home to pop a lean cuisine in the microwave and the next minute I was in the Wendy's parking lot with a Deluxe Bacon Burger, fries, and an orange soda the size of Texas.

It is very bizarre.

Clearly you ate a piece of demonic candy and were possessed by an imp with the munchies.

You have to beware of the tummy possession.  It takes over you body and you have no control.

Mine would have ordered onion rings and a root beer.

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

You have to beware of the tummy possession.  It takes over you body and you have no control.

Mine would have ordered onion rings and a root beer.

mine would have too but I don't think wendys has those things.

i mean,

i blacked out

OMG, I've heard of that kind of thing happening an out of body experience.

i blacked out yesterday, schnood!

one minute i was walking home to have chicken breast and steamed broccoli, and the next i was on my couch with two cheeseburger meal from mcdonalds!

there must be an epidemic!

Original Post by starlitocean:

i blacked out yesterday, schnood!

one minute i was walking home to have chicken breast and steamed broccoli, and the next i was on my couch with two cheeseburger meal from mcdonalds!

there must be an epidemic!

its got to be!

but i have just been punished for blacking out. I went to relieve myself and my toilet basically exploded. I have spent the remainder of my lunch hour cleaning up things you wish you never saw. I am leaving

Original Post by schnooder:

Original Post by starlitocean:

i blacked out yesterday, schnood!

one minute i was walking home to have chicken breast and steamed broccoli, and the next i was on my couch with two cheeseburger meal from mcdonalds!

there must be an epidemic!

its got to be!

but i have just been punished for blacking out. I went to relieve myself and my toilet basically exploded. I have spent the remainder of my lunch hour cleaning up things you wish you never saw. I am leaving

 your toilet exploded?!

or is that code for your GI tract?  :P

were you eating RedHots?? don't you know those are the candy of SATAN!?!

he makes people do terrible, unspeakable things.

good thing you came to before you ate the wendys. it woulda really sucked to have missed that.

Original Post by watergirl:

good thing you came to before you ate the wendys. it woulda really sucked to have missed that.

hahaha no crap