bumper stickers

what do your bumper stickers say?

i don't have these, but i think they are funny

more trees, less bush
give Bush another pretzel
Invest in America: Buy a Senator
Just give our Consitution to Iraq, we're not using it anyway
Baptists; America's Own Taliban
Would someone please give him a blowjob so we can have him impeached
Re-elect Gore 2008
Keep your religion off my civil rights
Proud to be EVERYTHING the right wing hates
think. (it's not illegal...yet)
Who would Jesus bomb?
Immigrants are ruining this country.  Just ask the Indians.
Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

all so wonderfully political, i love that about you jewels!

oh, and i'm getting my favorite one as soon as it is back in stock... 'against abortion? get a vasectomy'

how clever...

'against abortion? get a vasectomy'

i love it

I would love to see "get your family off the road, I DRIVE here"

to counter the yellow signs that say, "drive carefully, my family lives here"

I had a bumper sticker that said "Jesus" in big letters.  Then in small letters it said "could I ever use a new car"

froth, you ought to make that one... i'm guessing it would suit you? :p

And What Difference Do You Make?

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatos.

Only a Liberal Could Turn a Terrorist Into a Victim. Somebody was unhappy with this bumper sticker and ripped it off.

Global warming Is Caused By The Sun

I dont have my car anymore :( but I had tons of bumper stickers on it ...

F**K milk got pot?

I'm tired of all the Bushit

look out I drive just like you

All Men are created equal one step below women

Anger management Graduate, What the He** you looking at?

Women with a big fat a$$ should dump him

Gas, Grass or A$$ no one rides for free

Women are great leaders, Your following one now

If the screams from my trunk bother you turn up your radio

were born wet hungry and naked, and it's all down hill from there

How fast was I going officer, I guess not fast enough...

if at first you don't suceed...screw it

I have PMS and a gun...What were you saying

Back off I'm a Goddess

Protected By Witchcraft

God is comming and she is PI$$ED

and my fave......

If it has tires or testicles....it's going to give you grief

there were others but either they didn't have words or I cant remember what they said.

I don't have any... but for my type of car there are some traditional ones...

"100% Brit no German Sh*t"
"You may pass me, but you won't outlast me"
"How could anything bigger by mini?"

But i have tiny bumpers and they are very low so no one would see bumper stickers, they are normally window stickers. I used to have "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" in my old mini hehe

My fave so far: Would somebody please give him a blowjob so we can get him impeached?

i nominate: 'god was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and i had to eat him'.

I have a Jesus fish eating the Darwin one. LOL

I also have a pro-life one that says, "equal rights for unborn women."

My favorite ever:

Republicans for Voldemort

hahahaha

don't have any but like these...

"I miss Ronald Reagan "

(geez, when republicans were only *so* bad)

"There's a village in Texas that is missing its Idiot"

and my new favorite:

"Forgiveness: Giving up all hope of a happy past"

I forgot this one:

Freedom is a state of mind. A mind is a state of being. Stay the **** out of my mind and my being.

a friend has it, but:

"Bombing for peace is like f#$king for virginity."

LOL slampe that's hilarious!

I have two ribbon decals (not currently on my car):

I support more troops than you
My ribbon can kick your ribbons a**

I saw one the other day that said

"It's such a nice day.  Try not to f*ck it up!"

I thought that was pretty good.