8,000 calorie burger for sale in USA

Well.... Here it is.... The daddy of high calorie meals *nods*. In all honesty I would love to try one to see if I could manage it :)

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2069849. html?menu=news.quirkies

Looks like you have to pay extra for fries though :(

"You have to be a real man to dine here" (last sentence).
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No. Just.. No. Altogether, no.

You have to be Real DUMB  to dine here. I mean.. seriously.

Ugh. The thought of fries in pure lard.. I could NEVER eat there. Ever! Especially now that my stomach hates me if I eat too much grease :p

Yeah I'm not exactly sure if 'dine' is the right word for it...

It takes a real man to 'perversely masticate and ingest inane amounts of cow, animal fat and cultured udder secretions' seems to capture it better.

Kinda reminds me of the 'hungry hungry caterpillar' book. 

I don't see anything big or clever about eating what looks like an entire cow in one sitting. Yes, that's what being a  'real man' is all about I'm sure.

The slogan is merely to try and sell the burger rather than anything else. If I ordered and ate a full one I do not think I would be in any state to declare I was a man.... Probably run to the bathroom LOL...

I am really into burgers at the moment, and especially cheese with bacon added....

I do not think it is meant to be big or clever..... It is just as easy to go into McDs and order 10, 20 or whatever burgers.... The difference is I guess you would not feel greedy only ordering 1 super-burger.

*helpless shrug*

Curse my double clicking fingers.... doh :)

I would feel very very greedy ordering THAT burger. When I've been to Mcdonalds in the past I've felt greedy about ordering a large fries. Heh, that burger is 400 calories short of my entire calorie intake for a week.

That burger HAS to be twice the size of my stomach.  Wow.

Hmmm.. maybe after I come back from being shiprwecked on an island for a year...

Wow... you have to be real crazy to dine there....

Now, I love a good burger... but that means a reasonably sized lean meat on a grill (preferably charcoal) and a whole grain bun... looks like I know what I'm having for dinner tonight... got to make it myself

That is just silly.

Another person preying on society to make money, seeking out people's vulnerabilities and using it to their advantage, and this one is actually mocking society and itself while it does it.

How very pathetic.

Imagine someone eating that burger while someone in Africa/China/US/Brazil and any other country is dying from starvation!

Gluttony!

Tink

that. is. disgusting.

why would you want to eat that. How could anyone consider eating that? not to mention, Im pretty sure I wouldnt want to eat at a restaurant with wheelchairs to carry you out in...

"You'd have to be a real man to dine here."  Yeah, a real fat man :p  Because that's what's going to happen.

oops - mispelled something

I was just eating breakfast...
Then, I saw that picture and I have officially lost my appetite.

That burger doesn't even look good. I can just imagine all the... ew. Nevermind.

Yea.. UGH!

All I can say is that is just stupid and wrong to serve something that size. I've never said this before but... "THAT IS A HEART ATTACK WAITING TO HAPPEN!"

I agree with roj47.

I'd love to try that burger.

I think a lot of the intended humour was lost on some of you people.

:-D

Hmm it could be the new snake diet - swallow one burger whole and digest for at least 4 days ;-P
Seriously though I get queasy at the thought of all that grease!

now we are leaving out the fries, Honestly it might taste better to eat straight out of the lard container.  My concern is who has a mouth big enough for that burger?  I know The Joker LOL.  What a crazy idea, the wheelchairs are a nice feature though! :D

I don't know...I couldn't eat it now, but I've eaten Fudrukker's 1lb burger and cleaned up a plate of cheese & bacon fries.  Mmmm.. cheese fries...

omg i can't believe anyone would create something as terrible and disgusting for you as that burger. personally, im a huge believer in the fact that restaurants should have to stick to guidelines about the healthiness of their food. i think new york is headed in the right direction by getting ready to ban trans fats. allowing people to sell things such as that burger is just like allowing a drug dealer to deal. you are giving people the means to kill themselves whether it be slowly or quickly. that burger disgusts me. as well as many other things on menus i have seen. i can barely bring myself to eat at restaurants anymore for fear that my grilled chicken salad will be packed with fat and salt. has no one ever heard of you are what you eat? 

I wonder if you could sue them for a Heart Attack..

That is completely unhealthy