calorie count crushes?

i know everyone has at least one crush so heres a chance to let it be known.

Wow!  There's a huge assumption for you!

You're the one with the big schlong, right 99? 

So that would make you my crush.

I have a crush on Splitrail.  *sigh*  Unrequited love sucks.

I have a girl-crush on Split. As Yachts once put it "Once again, I wish I were a gay man."

Melkor, of course.  All those muscles AND a hint of geekiness.

split stole my heart and ran all the way across the country with it. 

I have so many really.

There's melkor, who's buff and smart and will apparently help you paint your house as long as you remember a steel brush.

Then there's dnthrox, who can speak Russian.

And skakidjoe, who's young and in the army.

And running man, who streaks through chat and makes me giggle.

And split, who pushes all the wrong buttons in just the right way.

Did somebody mention schlong?

I have a girl crush on buggyhair and moodymomma.  They tend to bring out the wild, partygirl in me  :D

Original Post by pavlovcat:

You're the one with the big schlong, right 99? 

So that would make you my crush.

i have a crush on your tats 99. 4 real.

pav can have your schlong.

I also care for Apple Jacks a great deal.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

You're the one with the big schlong, right 99? 

So that would make you my crush.

almost spit coffee out on that one!

had a crush on yountsmonster, but alas he has left us. now he'll never know :p

Original Post by watergirl:

i have a crush on your tats 99. 4 real.

 That's a pic of Lil Wayne. 

(Who says middle-aged gay white guys ain't down with it?)

Argh! Beat me to it!

Original Post by peaches0405:

I have a girl crush on buggyhair and moodymomma.  They tend to bring out the wild, partygirl in me  :D

Hey, gurlfriend, you called? Where shall we start?

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by watergirl:

i have a crush on your tats 99. 4 real.

 That's a pic of Lil Wayne. 

(Who says middle-aged gay white guys ain't down with it?)

i have a crush on lil waynes tats. 

doh! so now i have to think of someone else...

i have a crush on split.

actually, i dont have a crush on anyone here.

but if i did? it would be split. 4 real.

Melkor Hunky Geekish

Buggyhair is awesome

Wow, I have so many I don't know where to start.

(If you think you're one of them you are right.)

This topic is too funny. I haven't been on CC long enough to have developed a crush but I am loving the responses!

Ah, no crushes here though there are quite a few lookers here (male and female), I must say!