how many calories does punching today in the cooter burn?

just curious...

because it's about to happen.

I don't even know what that means.

really tom?

um...cooter = another word for lady business. 

42. gotta be.

repeated cooter punching (ie like a punching bag) burns about 400 calories an hour

Well, it depends on how hard, what stance you take and if you warm up first.

I'd say it burns enough for 2 glasses of wine and half a block of cheese.

Original Post by starlitocean:

really tom?

um...cooter = another word for lady business. 

I have heard that word used that way before but I'm still at a loss for the meaning of your expression.

I say toss in a couple kicks, so you can have crackers with the cheese. 

Original Post by runesplendor:

Well, it depends on how hard, what stance you take and if you warm up first.

I'd say it burns enough for 2 glasses of wine and half a block of cheese.

 perfect.

Original Post by trhawley:

Original Post by starlitocean:

really tom?

um...cooter = another word for lady business. 

I have heard that word used that way before but I'm still at a loss for the meaning of your expression.

I believe she means that she has had a horrible day and is about to get very cross with today! ie she wants to punch today in the cooter/give it a serious ass-kicking!

Oh, well then just sit down, relax, and I'll give you a foot massage.  I wonder how many calories that burns?

Original Post by trhawley:

Oh, well then just sit down, relax, and I'll give you a foot massage.  I wonder how many calories that burns?

 i really hate when people touch my feet.

Is there some other body part that you would prefer to have rubbed?

oh, i walked into that one.

Original Post by trhawley:

Is there some other body part that you would prefer to have rubbed?

 Yes, but the word filter blocks it.

So?  Did you punch it yet?  And how do you feel about it now?

Would more calories be burned if it was a big, hairy cooter? 

Whew, I was a little worried about clicking on that link.

Cooter Burn...that doesn't sound pleasant...but seriously...it's 17 calories.

Thats gross.

I thought a cooter was a terrapin.