I came to get down. So get out your seats and Chat around

Greetings and Happy Hump Day

Greetings, my Minion ;)

Happy Hump bro!

FEH!

I ain't no one's minion.

... well, maybe my cat's. But not Melkor's.

Morning HK, Truman and Andy.  Isn't it a great day.

Meh. It was until I read something that's got me pissy.

Hi lonestar, melkor, I saw that thing that made you pissy...... I avoided it other than to keep it very short and nothing to do with the point they were making.

Meh.

:(

*sits down in front of his computer with his egg beater omlet looking at the 10 windows open.... goes to CC first*

 

Morning all

You have a wife.

 You are, by definition, her Minion :-P And your cats' of course, cats only tolerate reasonably well-behaved humans as long as we feed them and pet them when ordered to.

 So you're already pretty well qualified for a Minion position here at Evil. Inc. :)

Good Morning everyone!!!!!!

Happy Hump day.

My wife is actually my minion, and not vice versa. I'm the Evil Genius.  She does my bidding ;)

She disagrees regarding this, however my way is done irregardless of her disagreements ;)

Morning all.

I left a cup of pineapple in the office fridge and someone ated it. 

This actually sorta ticks me off, because we have our own fridge in the office, and it is not public.

Stuff like that pisses me off, too. Also, when someone leaves something in the fridge and it goes bad.

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm living is the life for me
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaand spreading out so far and wide
Take Manhattan just give me that countryside!

morning.  no idea why that song is in my head.

Thats all right I was walking down the hall singing Hard Knocks Life

Oh you did NOT put Annie in my head ;p

...

...

You did.

Gorammit.

Lily, you just made me giggle out loud and spew coffee on my computer.

Oh I know!  I could write an entire volume about breakroom etiquette and the general lack thereof in most workplaces.

Now, with my pineapple, if someone comes to me and says, "Hey, I'm sorry, but I was starvin' and I found some pineapple..." I'd be okay with it.  But don't come into my office (which btw, is supposed to be closed and off-limits to anyone who doesn't belong in here after 5:30PM) and steal my stuff.  Gr!

#18:  Mission Accomplished ;-)