say "NO" to camel toe

I went to the mall yesterday and saw MORE camel toe than I would have liked to.  (barf)

Do these girls honestly NOT notice they have camel toe??  OR did camel toe sneak its way into the fashion world?? 

I'd rather wear my comfy 'fat' pants, than to pretend I'm five sizes smaller than I really am...thus giving me camel toe.  Please... somebody shoot me if I ever leave the house with my crotch hanging over the edges of the seam!!  YUCK

ewww

so ya think camel toe's hot, do ya??  ummm, I'm thinking..... the only thing 'hot' about camel toe is the heat/friction the clothing causes down there.  that's the ONLY kind of 'hot' I can imagine when camel toe comes to mind. 

Thus.... camel toe IS hot... not in a sexy way... MORE of the infection type way (BARF)

"MORE of the infection type way"

LMAO!

Well as the other poster said, its kinda like seeing a nipple (showing through a shirt--like when someone is cold or something).

You have to remember that most guys tend to be very visual.  If you doubt me, a little google-ing will confirm its popularity.  (Again, I am not saying its classy or respectable.  I just find it somewhat amusing that a lot of women tend not to understand how guys see things). 

Depends on what type of guy you're trying to attract and their definition of sexy.  It also depends on your view of why it's a popular search. It could because people find it pathetic yet entertaining to laugh at women that do it. In your case it's a popular search for sex appeal. That doesn't mean that it's the same in all cases. Or even likely.

The asian guy on American Idol by the name William Hung was a very popular search. Um... That's not because he's sexy or has a fabulous singing voice. He appeared on all sorts of Good Morning Tv shows ect. ..   Link below.

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=iwMjpt62Ja4

People search for all sorts of reasons. That's just your taste of sexy, hence your belief. The reason something becomes a popular search isn't deemed by your reasoning. You'd have to do a national poll asking people why they were viewing it. And half of them.. if anything like me would click the most hilarious answer for kicks. " Cuhz it's Sexeh! " and laugh as they said " Not!!! " After the click. Lol

HAHA

you're soooo right enchanting!!  when I participate in polls, I click the most ridiculous answer 99% of the time because it's funny!!  :D

but yeah... I don't think guys sneak their peaks because it's 'hot'... they look because those women are allowing for their crotch to seperate and show.... THUS..... YES, guys will look!

*barf*

Ahahaha I went from not knowing what camel toe was, to knowing WAAAAAAY too much.

Haha i love when adults are immature. It's great:D

Original Post by courtbarb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0

For all you who haven't yet witnessed the magic, "My Box In A Box" might be considered the "pro" side of this cameltoe argument.

And it is, undoubtedly, not safe for work.  But if you loved "D*** In A Box", then this is hilarious.

video is too funny!

Ok, so I was watching House last week and my husband pointed out Jennifer Morrison was wearing camel toe pants, geeze, she is so small, why would they make her put on pants that do that.  I was curious of her measurements but could not find them on the internet.  Anyone know? 

Anyway is that what makes the appearance of cameltoe, when someone wears pants that are just way too small?  Yuck, not to mention it must be uncomfortable

Original Post by moodymomma1977:

I went to the mall yesterday and saw MORE camel toe than I would have liked to.  (barf)

Do these girls honestly NOT notice they have camel toe??  OR did camel toe sneak its way into the fashion world?? 

I'd rather wear my comfy 'fat' pants, than to pretend I'm five sizes smaller than I really am...thus giving me camel toe.  Please... somebody shoot me if I ever leave the house with my crotch hanging over the edges of the seam!!  YUCK

Oh my gosh moody, you have me absolutley rolling on the ground cracking up!  Too funny, thanks for posting on this subject.

Was wondering do the same girls that have camel-toe, also have muffin tops?

muffin tops...

 

You just made me sad.  what happens when you are too fat for your favorite bra. 

 

Original Post by lilsmiter:

muffin tops...

 

You just made me sad.  what happens when you are too fat for your favorite bra. 

 

Oh my gosh lils, no I did not mean to hurt your feelings.  I think it is wonderful we live in a world of all different shapes. 

I just mentioned muffin tops, because this happens when people choose to wear pants that are too small.  (just like camel-toe) (even when they are the smallest sizes, some people just wear pants that are toooo tight)

Muffin tops - site below

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter m=muffin+top

Please, I am so sorry.  Just talking about a funny topic, meant no harm.

Take care.

Camel toe is the equivilant of the male speedo bathing suit.  Strangers dont need to know that much about your vagina! Never occurred to me til reading here that males thought it anything more then funny.  Dont let the word get out there - you'll encourage it. 

My teen daughters teammates roll their soccer waistbands because their too high which often creates the dreaded  clothing crack.  Do they not know? Do they not care?  Will they please stop? There sixteen - geez.

Original Post by sun123:

Camel toe is the equivilant of the male speedo bathing suit.  Strangers dont need to know that much about your vagina! Never occurred to me til reading here that males thought it anything more then funny.  Dont let the word get out there - you'll encourage it. 

My teen daughters teammates roll their soccer waistbands because their too high which often creates the dreaded  clothing crack.  Do they not know? Do they not care?  Will they please stop? There sixteen - geez. 

The roll down thing the young girls do,"crack kills", cover up your coin slot. 

Oh my gosh, that reminded me of the 80's when even some men had camel toe (like in the very tight acid-dyed jeans)

So anyway I found this "male you tube video" check it out it is hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UULTRF3kg0s

 

Hilarious, thats an understatement! 

And to be clear, coin slot would be preferred over the the toe from rolled up soccer shorts.  I get it - with the elastic round your waist the short crotch falls between your knees but if you must roll it up, now when to say when.  I understand jeans so tight youve cut off circulation and go numb, but loose shorts pulled up that tight - can you seriously not feel that reverse thong? 

Anyone remember Molly Shannon's SNL older dance character Sally O'Malley ("I like to kick and stretch and Im 50!") who sports a toe in the skits.  Its pretty funny but I think, please Molly - tell me thats some type prop. 

i don't think that musictcher was bashing the girls who sport muffin top.... I think she was wondering IF...  "the girls that wear their pants tight enough to give them moose knuckle camel-toe... may be the same girls that have muffin top too"

After all.... muffin top IS the result of pants that are TOO small for them. 

THAT'S how I interpreted that post, anyway.

believe me!!! ANYONE can have muffin top.... BUT not everyone does because some of us actually wear clothing that fit  :/

Lol, Moody.  It's genius. Buying clothing that fits seems to be out of the question for 'muffin top' girls. I've had girls complain to me about their muffin tops. Telling me how it makes them feel ugly. I went on to explain just that to them. Depending upon what you wear it's not even possible to have a muffin top. I thought surely they'd be content to know they could just buy some bigger pants ect. Nupe. nupe. nupe. People would apparently rather squeeze into something three sizes too small. Than admit that yes they've gained some weight since they were a senior in high school ( when they bought the pants ) and no it's not likely it'll come off anytime soon. As if the fact they can button them with pliers while laying on their backs makes them more self confident. Just because you can ' get into ' a certain size doesn't mean you should or that it fits. They're clinging to the ' number ' on the tag, Moody. They just can't get rid of that number assigned to their clothing that doesn't fit or stop trying to put them on. It's like if they let go of those pants the whole world will crumble as they know it.

I tried explaining to a girl pal of mine that she's not big. She's actually just fine as she is right now. That's not even me ' lying ' because she's my friend. It's just that her clothing that makes her 'feel' and 'look' like she could lose a few pounds. She'll never part with all the clothing in her dresser that doesn't fit, instead she'll use the excuse of cost. It cost too much to buy new blah blah blah. When in reality it's their obsession with clinging to the past that's killing their self confidence. A new attire once you're out of high school/college can do wonders for your self esteem. You'll look so much better if your clothing fits you. rawr. This kills my brain I'd seriously like to sneak into her dam place and burn everything too small. Believe me... Buying games and Harry Potter stuff isn't going to boust your self image. Sometimes a new pair of pants is all you need to feel very good about yourself.  NO MORE MUFFIN TOP! Gr.

 " believe me!!! ANYONE can have muffin top.... BUT not everyone does because some of us actually wear clothing that fit  :/ " -Tru'dat 

I mean... You don't see any of us trying to stuff ourselves into the dress we wore in our 7th grade Christmas musical  presentation. Sure...It's was a cute dress, but we still let it go.

AAARGH I have had that Camel Toe song stuck in my head ALL DAY since I watched the video last night!  In fact I woke up with it playing in my head!  MAKE IT STOP!! Lol

 I just can’t help wondering how uncomfortable wearing pants that tight would be. It can’t feel good. Then there are the exercise videos where the instructor has bad camel toe? How can you knowingly inflict that video to an inspecting public?

#57 caitlinoftheplants Dec 29 2007 14:25  

I just can?t help wondering how uncomfortable wearing pants that tight would be. It can?t feel good.

Holy crap!!  This morning, a friend and I went to the mall right?!  Well, just for kicks... we tried on clothes that were WAY WAY too small!  We laughed ourselves to tears when we came out of the deressing room sporting camel-toe!! We litterally had to go down 3 pant sizes  too small to get that lumpy-puffy looking crotch!   so.... FOR THE RECORD... I can happily say that I am offically wearing a size 4.. no?  did the 4 look good?? HELL NO!!  was it comfortable?? HELL NO!!  did I get that muffin top?? SURE DID!!

The moral of the story is.............  Just because you can squeeze your ber-donky-donk into a 4 DOESN'T MEAN that you really ARE a size 4.  The 7-8 pants not only look better, but they make you look slimmer too!  the bonus of wearing clothes that fit??  you can avoid the illusion of having testicals.

lol

Ok, so I am getting the idea that men out there actually LIKE the camel toe. Why you ask? BECAUSE THEY ARE DESIGNING OUTFITS THAT CREATE FAUX CAMELTOE!!!!!!

Gina Carrano as "Crush" in American Gladiators. No Camel Toe, just the illusion of 'toe because they decided to make the outfit two tone through the lady parts. Maybe they should call her "Crotch" instead.

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images /photos/scet/1481/crush_002.jpg

Edit: " the bonus of wearing clothes that fit??  you can avoid the illusion of having testicals." 

LOL! 

Leave it to Moody!  Perhaps if the term camel toe was replaced with lady testicles, theyd be less comman.