say "NO" to camel toe

I went to the mall yesterday and saw MORE camel toe than I would have liked to.  (barf)

Do these girls honestly NOT notice they have camel toe??  OR did camel toe sneak its way into the fashion world?? 

I'd rather wear my comfy 'fat' pants, than to pretend I'm five sizes smaller than I really am...thus giving me camel toe.  Please... somebody shoot me if I ever leave the house with my crotch hanging over the edges of the seam!!  YUCK

I think muffin top/camel toe (which is gross) could be the side effect of a few things:

1. Being broke and not being able to buy new clothes.

2. IMO the most likely: DENIAL. "If I can still SQUEEZE my rear into this size, then I MUST not be gaining as much weight as I THINK, right?

Original Post by xochitl92113:

2. IMO the most likely: DENIAL. "If I can still SQUEEZE my rear into this size, then I MUST not be gaining as much weight as I THINK, right?

Good lord!!! If I ever get this bad, my friends better step up to the plate and confront me and tell me about it!!!!

Original Post by xochitl92113:

I think muffin top/camel toe (which is gross) could be the side effect of a few things:

1. Being broke and not being able to buy new clothes.

2. IMO the most likely: DENIAL. "If I can still SQUEEZE my rear into this size, then I MUST not be gaining as much weight as I THINK, right?

I'm not too sure if I agree with #1 about the girls being too broke to wear clothes that fit.  I mean, some of the girls at school have MAJOR MUFFINTOP and cameltoe!  They are the same girls that I see in the mall with lots of bags of clothes.  I think #2 is more accurate that they're just in denial about NEEDING a larger size.  They just don't realize how nasty their (lady testicals) look!  (I like the lady testicals comment by the way)   like moody said.. if you wear the correct size in the first place, you can avoid looking like you have testicals!! 

Good One!!  ^5

I saw a new variation of the muffin top the other day other day. A cheerleader wearing her skirt so tight it made a role above where the pleats started. There was another girl on the same squad that was much bigger than her but her uniform fit, and she looked fine. Some people just have to squeeze into that number.

lol bacon!!

caitlin:: yeah, I suppose some people feel the need to choose one or the other. (dress size vs. what actually fits properly)

personally.... yes I can butter myself up and squeez into a 4.... OR, I can wear a 7-8.   I guess the REAL question IS....

do I want to tell myself that I am a size 4 and spit my girl parts 

OR

do I want to wear a larger size?

I don't know anyone personally... that will peek at the tag in the back of one's pants to see what size you're wearing.  who cares what the number is!!! choose clothes that fit!!

lady-testicals are NOT pretty!!

who really knows what's going through their minds when they're walking around with a front wedgie?

still gross if you ask me.  

Original Post by bacon_blubber:

who really knows what's going through their minds when they're walking around with a front wedgie?

still gross if you ask me.  

Do you think they can feel the "veggie" (vah - jj wedgie), or have they gone numb?  I would think it would be really uncomfortable.

OMFG.  ROTFLMAO!!!

http://mrmooseknuckles.com/images/mooseknuckl es/mooseknuckles-23057.jpg

ya'll are too funny!  I am in tears!!!

Original Post by musictchr:

Do you think they can feel the "veggie" (vah - jj wedgie), or have they gone numb?  I would think it would be really uncomfortable.

Vahjj-wedgie = VEGGIE

Omg, I love it and that is SO funny!

(btw, how come this thread keeps getting lost in the older pages? It totally should be a sticky item!) 

LMFAO! ewwwwwww..someone sent me a pic of camel toe once that is so nasty..i mean do these women not look at what they look like before they leave the house?

x.x.x

maryann

One of the great things about losing weight...your old jeans are too loose to give you camel-toes.

You guys, I just found this post and damn, I'm laughing my ass off.  People at work are wondering what the hell I'm looking at.  I told them camel toe.

No I didn't.

Have a nice weekend everyone!!

Okay so I was bored and had time to kill so I did some surfing. Found this - quite interesting:

http://www.fashion-incubator.com/mt/archives/ anatomy_of_a_camel_toe_pt1.html

and

http://www.fashion-incubator.com/mt/archives/ anatomy_of_a_camel_toe_pt2.html

Author makes a very compelling case that camel toe is NOT caused by women wearing their pants too tight!

So, I read those articles and found them somewhat interesting.  The only problem I have with them is::

If there are certain 'pant' types that automatically cause camel toe.. why the hell are women buying that particular brand??  If a particular piece of clothing DOES NOT flatter me, I soooooo don't buy it!

...... also, a few weeks ago when a friend and I went to the mall (check post #58) we tried soooo many pairs of jeans on, and the ONLY way we we're able to get those 'lady testicals' was going down 2-3 sizes too small.  Oh man... it was funny!!  anyway, we weren't able to get that nasty girl-bulge with ANY jeans in our REGULAR size, only the smaller ones

Thanks.

I just laughed my ass off. Now I feel better.

Camel-toe makes me barf in my mouth a little bit. 

My friends and I went bar hopping this past weekend and we bumped into a group of guys wearing 'skinny pants'!  OMG... now that is some cameltoe mooseknuckle I never ever want to see again!

Moody, when I saw them walk in I thought of you! haha

-(edited to say that 'cameltoe' in the second line was suppose to be crossed out, but for some reason it's not working)-

Oooo Gee.... thanks, bacon!  I'm honored that you think of me when you see a group of men sporting moose knuckle in their skinny pants!  lol

bah!

Just say no to the toe!!!!

http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f187/lindse y712/?action=view¤t=cameltoe.jpg

Perhaps this link will clear up the "TOE'S" mysterious origins.

HaHa bagga! 

that's funny, especially the "if there's someone you want to get to know, show em the toe"

I'll pass though, thanks.... my money's staying right here in my pocket ;)

who knew it was a prosthetic?