Catsup fat

Why would anyone spell ketchup this way?

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says,

"Ketchup!"

That really wasn't very nice - squashing babies into a paste.

*Has sickening idea*

Is that how we get baby oil lotion?

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?

Wednesday: Yes.

Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

Pugsley: Yes.

Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

I don't know but I used to go to a site that had a game where you punched babies! 

Catsup and Ketchup are two different recipes.
Catsup is spicier and usually contains a better grade of tomatoes.
Hienz quit selling Catsup around here about ten years ago.  Sucks because I liked it better.

You say tomato I say Tomato.......I feel the urge to break into song!

You say potato....<hum>   

Lets call the whole thing OFF!

Oh look now the whole office is looking at me!  Good JOB Sam!