Posts by amesthe

When I first got that cut a year ago (it's now grown out, but I still remember a few tricks), I remember it always split down the middle. Every morning, no matter what. What I did was as soon as I got out of my shower, I would towel dry my hair, then use my blow dryer to blow dry my bangs straight. Not a straightener, but just the blow dryer. Sometimes when I was desperate, I even got out of the shower, then clipped the front together so it would dry together. That worked 50 percent of the time, so try it for yourself. Or maybe you just have a cowlick that keeps seperating your hair. It remember it was so frustrating to start walking, and feel my bangs instantly part. It should get better after a while!

Holy moley, I am tasting everything in my mouth just thinking about this!

Breakfast: scrambled eggs (not egg white substitutes!) between a plain bagel and heavy on the cream cheese. Whole milk, with chocolate syrup inside. Lots, and lots.

Lunch: Spaghetti with beef meatballs, lasagna (meat lasagna, mind you!), and beef ravioli. Whoo! With lots of the most fattening sauce I can find. And lots of parmesan cheese on top. Oh, and garlic bread! With extra butter, obviously.

Dinner: Chipotle Burrito, with lots of cheese and tortilla chips. If I have stomach left, I'll enjoy some extra rice.

Snack: oreos, potato chips, chocolate on chocolate donuts, and sourdough bread.

I'll be drinking jamba juice smoothies all day, too. ANd probably some starbucks frappucinos.

And then my cause of death would be an exploded stomach.