Posts by crazydiamondchrysalis

Original Post by dawgyah:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by dawgyah:

45 minute countdown..................

 someone who works later than me!!

you get off at 5:45?

 I get off at 3:45

 oh, time zones.

dang, lucky you!. I'm a daily 5:30'er.

I could not agree more about the orange peanut things. GROSS^infinity!

And we had homemade cranberry at our lunch today. 3 cans of the cranberry sauce and they wouldn't let me open any of them because we had enough of the other. *pout*

Homemade is not "cranberry sauce". It's something else that's good. haha.

I like it. I have a nice fresh start and my exercise is behind me. What gets me up is that I don't wash my hair at night, so it looks like crap if I don't shower in the morning, and I don't shower in the morning unless I've been sweating. jedi mind trick, hehe

I also have a plan for the morning, everything laid out and ready to go. I jump up, get dressed, eat breakfast (egg or oatmeal) and put on my shoes. Then go!

I skipped today though, because (1) I have gotten up at 5:00 t-w-th to work out (an hour early) because my car was broke down and I had to bring the truck back for hubby to bring me back to work (gym is at work) and (2) I've been sick, and have been missing sleep, woke up at 4am and didn't get bakc to sleep until 6. So I stayed there!

So, unless I"m in that extreme need of sleep, I get up mon-fri and go. Sometimes hike on sat with sister, so I can't let her down if I told her I'd be there.

*squirms* less than an hour....

Original Post by watergirl:

taking a dump in someones mailbox sounds tricky. dude got busted for it 3 times? wtf? a drinking problem and an intense hatred for the postal system? you cannot make this shyt up!

 he must've practiced with some upper deckers.

Original Post by melkor:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Melkor is too wicked.  He's a vampire.  We established that last night.

Bah, humbug - I don't like Twilight, and Abbey gluing sparkles to me doesn't make me into a Twilight vampire :-P

 "real" vampires are offended by that sparkly skin because it isn't authentic.

Original Post by watergirl:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by watergirl:

kristies kalzone

get an already pizza crust, a lb of italian sausage, a tub of ricotta, and some spaghetti sauce.

cook sausage, roll out pizza crust, slather half with ricotta, pile sausage on top. fold, pinch edges, cook according to pizza crust package. cut a slit or two in top. serve with sauce.

fast, easy, kids like it, and its great reheated.

 I also have onions, bell pepper, pepperoni and mushrooms. =D

That's the way penguin will like it. hahaha

that sounds even better... but you will need 2 crusts.

i forgot to say to remove sausage from casing. maybe thats obvious. idk.

 johnsonville brats and jimmy dean both make an italian sausage without the casing for those of us too lazy to do that part. hahahaha

Original Post by dawgyah:

Dear Doctors Office,

  Please do not call me just as you are closing on a Friday to give me my biopsy results and then leave a message telling me to call you on Monday. The stress caused by such a message should excuse me from liability should you have an "accident" of any sort.

If I do not answer, hang up and call me on Monday. That is the kind and courteous thing to do.

Thanks you inconsiderate *itch,

Your devoted patient

Original Post by igloogal:

Is a calzone the same thing as a pizza pop?

 *wonders what a pizza pop is*

can I get a summary? I won't click links anymore since they had to disinfect my computer.

Plus, some trojan is still trying to load and it is driving me effing CRAZY.

I might have to stop chatting. This is ridiculous.

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

Original Post by runesplendor:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Uh-oh.  I'm being attacked by the "Gimme chocolate cake and nobody gets hurt" craving.

*considers*

TTOM coming up this weekend.  It all makes sense to me now.

 I'm due on Monday.  I find it interesting that we're all on such similar schedules...

 I'm due Wednesday.  That's right ladies - All during Thanksgiving.  I have the holiday curse.

 I started on thanksgiving. I've had it on thanksgiving every year since, except 2.

and I'll probably have it this year too... unless it hurrys up. I wish it would, so the PMS would be over.

Original Post by dawgyah:

Original Post by kallie67:

*scouts around for an ice pick*

I know I brought up bunch in here yesterday?  Where'd they all go?  I NEED one.  I'm feeling particularly stabby ATM!!!

 

 I borrowed one to scare my boss...she didn't even see it.

*hands it back*

Sorry for not asking

 maybe you weren't growling. were you growling? Or hissing is also effective. Screaming like a wild banshee seemed like it would be really effective, but just ends up in disaster. Trust.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

In reality, I have a protein shake and an apple.  Reality sucks.  Chat is better.

 THIS.

Original Post by bigbhoo:

Hi guys!  How's it hanging?

 I won't know until dec 21st.

bahahahaaaa

Original Post by igloogal:

Way to go gals.

All your ass pinching killed chat.

 *pinches iggy's ass*