Posts by hkellick

Original Post by bigbhoo:

Morning all. 

I missed the daily HK drama?  Oh foo. 

Wait. Was that supposed to be funny?
Cause I'm not laughing.

Original Post by buggyhair:

Original Post by hkellick:

I apologize if I harshed everyone's mellow.

I was honestly offended but I took my response too far.

*patpats* It's okay. Are you alright?

On this subject, no.
But life moves on anyways and there'll be some mistakes I don't pass on.

I'm raping my kids. it's how I tell them I love them.

Original Post by peaches0405:

Hmm.  Thinks that someone is either not in a very joking mood or perhaps feels the need to prove a point.....several times.

or mentioned being beaten, not spanked.

But hey, I'm just a whiner, right? just peeing in my cornflakes.

You all are buffoons. You joke at too much. You have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

But everything's funny here, right?

I'm outta here.

I also got kicked out of the house for a night.

You'd think I was a bad kid, but I assure you, I wasn't.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

"use your words" is the new trendy thing for parents to say when their child starts acting like an ass.

and how does this work?

 Oh, you know:

"Mom, can I have a new bike?"

"No Billy, you just got a new bike for your birthday."

Billy starts crying and screaming in the middle of the store.  When mommy approaches to calm him down he smacks her.

"Now Billy, you know we don't hit.  Use your words." 

Screw that.

You hit me? You're grounded for a week. Want to try for two?

Original Post by pavlovcat:

"use your words" is the new trendy thing for parents to say when their child starts acting like an ass.

and how does this work?

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Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by hkellick:

I really hate that she interrupts me from working to help her do her job.. :/

 Tedious co-workers suck.

Not a coworker.

Stupidvisor.

She is incapable of.. well, alot.

 Come join me in the magical kingdom of hate and rage, hk.  There are special unicorns there that feed on the flesh of stupidheads.

Oh, I'm there.

Stupidvisor is arguing with another manager she asked for help on how to word an email and instead of going to other manager herself and working out a solution is trying to make me a third party.
Which is ridiculous. :p

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by hkellick:

I really hate that she interrupts me from working to help her do her job.. :/

 Tedious co-workers suck.

Not a coworker.

Stupidvisor.

She is incapable of.. well, alot.

*sigh* This is getting ridiculous.

Original Post by bigbhoo:

Just so you know, if you say 'NO' then you are super uncool and you have lost the oppertunity to make HK to look super uncool. 

However, if you say YES, you're weird and you lose the opportunity to make BB look super uncool!

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Original Post by igloogal:

mmm sex on toast

That would seem a bit.. you know Crumby to me ;)

 Then you are doing it wrong....  whhhiicchhh surprises no one. 

So you've had sex on toast, then?

 Who hasn't?  ;) 

alright... lounge poll time!

Have you had sex on toast? Yes or no?

Original Post by bigbhoo:

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by igloogal:

mmm sex on toast

That would seem a bit.. you know Crumby to me ;)

 Then you are doing it wrong....  whhhiicchhh surprises no one. 

So you've had sex on toast, then?

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Original Post by abbeyhunter:

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Original Post by abbeyhunter:

I did not know it would be the evil post, I was not even on that page when i was making the post!!!!

This is because you are lame!

 You may lick my feet. 

Oh HELL no!

 *cuts the sexual tension with a knife then serves it on toast!*

So BB, when are you joining abbey and I on GuildWars? ;)