Posts by splitrail

And south of the American border?  I assume that would be "Burro-Sombrero".

Home time for me - I'm so glad we've had this time together, just to have a laugh and sing a song.

Original Post by kathygator:

Heh. UPS guy was affronted by my giving him extra packages to take...but acquited himself nicely by grabbing them all at once and carrying them to his truck.

:)

 UPS guy....package....grabbing

You're filthy.

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Original Post by runesplendor:

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*suddenly clues in*

Hey!  HK is one of the chosen people? 

That's not much of an argument for the credibility of religion.

 Nono, that was old testament.  Then God picked the Catholics.  But i think he visited the Islamics and Muslims after that and then the Jehovahs.

AFAIR, Jehovas were the last to be hand-picked.

 I'm writing a new bible where the homos are the chosen people.  And instead of wine and wafers, we're having fried chicken and whisky.  But there will still be a lot of kneeling involved.  And of course the smoking purses.

 I can't wait to read the SplitBible's version of the Ten Commandments. :)

 Thou shalt swallow.

 Is that the only one?  Wow, you guys are easy.  ;-P

 Ya, but it's a congregation of 50.

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Original Post by splitrail:

*suddenly clues in*

Hey!  HK is one of the chosen people? 

That's not much of an argument for the credibility of religion.

 Nono, that was old testament.  Then God picked the Catholics.  But i think he visited the Islamics and Muslims after that and then the Jehovahs.

AFAIR, Jehovas were the last to be hand-picked.

 I'm writing a new bible where the homos are the chosen people.  And instead of wine and wafers, we're having fried chicken and whisky.  But there will still be a lot of kneeling involved.  And of course the smoking purses.

 I can't wait to read the SplitBible's version of the Ten Commandments. :)

 Thou shalt swallow.

Original Post by runesplendor:

Original Post by splitrail:

*suddenly clues in*

Hey!  HK is one of the chosen people? 

That's not much of an argument for the credibility of religion.

 Nono, that was old testament.  Then God picked the Catholics.  But i think he visited the Islamics and Muslims after that and then the Jehovahs.

AFAIR, Jehovas were the last to be hand-picked.

 I'm writing a new bible where the homos are the chosen people.  And instead of wine and wafers, we're having fried chicken and whisky.  But there will still be a lot of kneeling involved.  And of course the smoking purses.

*suddenly clues in*

Hey!  HK is one of the chosen people? 

That's not much of an argument for the credibility of religion.

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If anyone ever tells you that working in a library is boring 90% of the time.......

believe them.

 Unless you work in the library by my house with the hot guy.

 *scrambling for resume*

Are they hiring.....

We get a few nummy young men each year but, ya know, can't touch that.

 Men who work in libraries are gay.  Just the same as all airline stewards, hair colourists, nurses and English men.

Original Post by peaches0405:

Oh, Splitz....that's just so very wrong....

 But it's been sooo long - I've been trapped with civilized people who expect me to behave for days and days now!

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They made a big fuss on the news last week about how Churches really needed to stop the communal cup for all our sakes.

My cynical side went "What, like God won't protect us, his chosen people?"  My Catholic side was horrified.

 Never done the communal cup - but I've heard you aren't supposed to drink from it, but to pour it into your mouth without touching the rim.

 Last time I took communion, the priest dipped the wafer in the wine and put it on my tongue with his fingertips. No one was supposed to even touch the challice let alone man handle it...

 Do you have any idea where that priest's fingers have been?

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Original Post by runesplendor:

They made a big fuss on the news last week about how Churches really needed to stop the communal cup for all our sakes.

My cynical side went "What, like God won't protect us, his chosen people?"  My Catholic side was horrified.

 Never done the communal cup - but I've heard you aren't supposed to drink from it, but to pour it into your mouth without touching the rim.

 Like using a public urinal, in reverse?

Original Post by pavlovcat:

I grew up Christian Reformed and they had grape juice too.

 I grew up Irish, so we had whisky.

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Original Post by splitrail:

Jesus provides red wine and crackers.

 carbs and booze?  jesus has my vote.  hands down.

 Not at my church - no liquor there.  Grape juice.

 The Peoples Temple is still around?

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Original Post by dnrothx:

*is making two cream pies for Thanksgiving*

 

 One for me, right?

 *throws cream pie at pav*

 *takes it full in the face and likes it*

 I believe that I have actually bitten the end of my tongue off.

*hands Kat a Walnut Crunch*