Posts by changeofheart

To go orders! I realize that when you order to go, you don't need to tip 15% because you're not getting the full dine in experience. But when an office of 20 people call in a lunch order, someone has to put it together, you know? It wouldn't kill them to throw in a few extra dollars.

As always, you are on my mind. Hope you and your family had a good Thanksgiving and I'm continually hoping all the best for all of you.

1. If you misbehave at Target, the manager will come out and ask you to leave or make you stand in the corner.

2. Eating carrots will give you superhero eyes.

3. Every time you tell a fib, Santa takes one present off of your list.

Oh man, thanks for the chuckle! I remember when I had my first child, I had this stupid plan where I would always answer each question she asked me honestly and never lie to get her to do what I want. LOL, what a joke that turned out to be!

 I saw some "blooper porn clip" where that happened during a "shoot".  The chick screamed and collapsed.  I don't know, I guess ya gotta be "ready for it" or something.  It was a little disappointing...I figured a "professional" would be able to just take it in stride.

LOL, yeah, you need to be really, really ready for anything up the pooper! Even porn stars need a little warning, I guess.

Just wanted to let you know you are still in my thoughts.

I think gun laws are a necessary evil. But, I do agree with you that gun laws don't stop crimes or prevent criminals from getting guns. Have you seen the B*llsh*t episode on gun laws? I thought it summed it up pretty good.

My husband and I were on vacation last year at his dad's house for Christmas. He had this lamp in there with no shade on it. It was so bright, I thought laying a blanket over it would provide better lighting. I knew if it was touching the bulb, it would probably burn up so I propped it over the TV. Well, I guess it dipped down again and as we were going at it, I smelled smoke. Of course, the darn blanket had caught on fire. Turns out, the blanket was very special to his dad's girlfriend too. Man, I felt like such a jerk.

Then of course, there is the classic "slip" (you know, where the penis "accidentally" finds itself in the wrong hole?) Husband slips, I excuse myself to the restroom where I cry for about a half hour with the door locked and politely tell him to "go ahead and finish without me". "What" he says, "You're not coming back?" Gee, ya think? :)

I feel good about it.

I agree with the two previous posters. Hang onto that jacket, wait until you are at a size you are pleased with and then find out how much it would be to get it tailored, it never hurts to find out.

As for the suit, you never know when you will find another gem like that, hang onto it. It will be really rewarding when you reach your goal. I had a pair of jeans that were about 4 sizes to small, and I debated on keeping them. Now I'm glad I did because they were a constant motivation for me. And the day I slipped them on and zipped them up was reason to celebrate!

My little brother is way into this (he just turned 15 and has been dressing this way for a couple of years now). I don't really think it's comparable to cross-dressing, if I'm not mistaken a cross-dresser has to get some sort of sexual satisfaction from wearing woman's clothing. I think it's a cute little fad that will pass like all the rest.

My brother wears girl's jeans, straightens his hair into his eyes and even rocks eye liner sometimes. This is the same kid who, two years ago was into the skater look. A year before that he was a "gangster". Teen trends come and go, and this one is by far one of the more interesting ones to me. I never thought the day would come when I would need to recommend a good eye makeup remover to my kid brother or have to teach him how to use the flat iron.

I think it will pass, but in the mean time, it's nice to see that real men still wear pink and aren't afraid to express their emotions once in a while. :) The only problem I have with this fad is that my skinny jeans disappeared when he came for his last visit and now they would fit me... I lost my skinny jeans to a 15 year old kid... lol

I can't really help you here, as I am super white and freckled and red headed and I have tried a lot of self tanners, all gave me that orange tint color.

My mom is the same skin tone as me and she uses this stuff called "Glow". I think Revlon makes it. Its supposed to gradually add color over time. I haven't seen her results as I don't live near her, but she swears it doesn't give off the orange tint.

"The Vagi Puff Jr." I don't know why, it's a combination of the technical word for my "part" and Scooty Puff Jr. from an episode of Futurama. It's just what I call it.

Awww crap, I just got low fat cookie crumbs all over this thread. My apologies.

Hi guys! Thanks for all your input, it's so valuable to me. To answer some questions I am 24 years old, have had and breastfed two kiddos and have been considering the surgery for about 3 years. I've seen several cosmetic surgeons and today I met the right one. My plan has entirely changed, as it appears I don't need the lift featured in the picture I linked. Here is the operation I will be getting.

I still have my doubts about this procedure and it's a huge decision to make. My husband and I both agreed long ago that the scar (like the one featured in the picture I posted first) was just too much to justify the cost. He said he liked me better the way I am. I know he loves my breasts right now, it's more about my own personal feelings about them.

I still have a lot of thinking to do and figure out just what I want to do, but I really appreciate the honest opinions and advice of all of you!!!

Oh and Kae03, I think the reason that scar is so big and red is because it's still pretty fresh. Also, it looks like an anchor lift, which is much more invasive than just a breast augmentation. And it's been 4 years since I've breastfed a kid, was hoping they would bounce back but the poor boobs never did. :)

lol, I had a blast going through the photo gallery! You guys are hilarious!