Posts by trhawley

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Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by trhawley:

驴 帽

 Phonetic pronunciation please sir a$$hat.

OK

lǘ mào

This is Mandarin for "Donkey Hat".  The Koreans must have a word for donkey, no?

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There is still a pulse ... maybe I should administer some mouth-to-________?

bedit

It's a very long list isn't it.

Look up.

The journey will be as much fun as the destination.

I know I'm a tough act to follow.

There is still a pulse ... maybe I should administer some mouth-to-mouth?

15 minutes 'til Martini Time!

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Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

you get off at 5:45?

 or 6:00.  depends on the technique...

oh...you meant work.  nvm.

*awkward turtles*

Plan on having diner and playing Bingo with my kids first so it'll probably be around 10:00.

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 Perfect time for a blow job!

bedit

Is there ever a bad time?

Original Post by pavlovcat:

The reviewer has a couple other good reviews too!

I think a new genre of writing has emerged.

Mad A$$Hatter: [singing] Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, / How I wonder what you're at / Up above the world so high / Like a A$$hat in the sky.

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Original Post by trhawley:

驴 帽

How dare you, sir.

If the 驴 帽 fits ...

Here is one.

Original Post by kathygator:

and another

All of a sudden I'm really hungry.

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Extremely convenient?

 Okay, so I'm a sick bastard and I actually tried to order it.  I am NOT stoked that it's a joke! 

I guess I'm gonna have to make my own Squeez Bacon.

 Aww, shoot. I never actually tried to click on the "order" button, I just assumed that the fact there was one legitimized the product. :(

This is sad. I was talking to my friend who told me about it in the first place, and he said he was going to buy some for a gag gift. He's going to be disappointed...

I am terrible, though. I was reading an article about internet hoaxes and the opening paragraph mentioned how "unfriended" has been added to the dictionary but "gullible" is still not included! And yes, that did give me a moment's pause. v_v

Everyone's good at something, and I'm good at being fooled. At least, that's what I tell myself....

"Gullible" is in my dictionary and it was printed before Apple introduced the Mouse.  Even the article about Hoaxes was a hoax.

 wait wait....did you actually check to see if gullible was in the dictionary??

heeehehehe

it's also written on the ceiling!

A good Journalist always fact-checks before they go to print.

Original Post by schnooder:

I think I will offer him 12,800. Which is 700 below his price but he has had it for sale for about 6 months. I hope to get it for at least 13,000. Because after all the other fees it will cost me 14,000+.

Good thinking.  And if you did have to pay his asking price how much is the extra 500 buck going to effect your monthly payment?  Probably only a few dollars a month.  I know it adds up but if you really want the car...

Nor have I ever seen,

Out of all the A$$hats on earth, one greater

Than has come with you.