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The Lounge Penis size after weight loss Jul 07 2009
23:08 (UTC)
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Original Post by kevkev68:

A mans penis DOES NOT decrease when he gains muscle. That is a horrible lie and terrible rumor.

Indeed fact. And losing weight does indeed expose penii-ness. Gaining muscle only gives the appearance of tinii penii.

The Lounge Your "....Walked into a Bar...." Jokes Jul 06 2009
23:12 (UTC)
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And they had a drink paid their bill and everyone was happy.

The Lounge Transformers 2 was a terrible movie Jun 27 2009
23:43 (UTC)
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I knw what I was walking into. A special effcts explosion filled movie with childish humor and very little plot. Knowing htis, I completely enjoyed it. As did the wife.

The Lounge Sex and booze! Jun 27 2009
01:27 (UTC)
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Still waiting for nude photos

The Lounge I need to be un drunk Dec 30 2008
19:54 (UTC)
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Mmmm I don't miss the hangovers. Glad I quit!

The Lounge Would you ever date someone shorter than you? Dec 22 2008
21:02 (UTC)
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Most I have dated short and long term were a hair taller than me. I'm 5'10 and my ex wife is 5'11 and my current so is 5'10 and 1/2. I much prefer 5' to 5'2 but love isn't about how tall someone is... 

The Lounge No panties? Dec 22 2008
20:47 (UTC)
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Golly I never sleep with clothes on. I wish my SO would do the same or near, but nah. No luck.

The Lounge the i-9 phone Dec 10 2008
19:34 (UTC)

It looks really nice. Especially for the price. It's no iphone by any means, it only looks like it on the main menu but again, it seems nice. I played with it's predacessor p168+ and it was quite well made actually.

Weight Loss 2008- review your year! Dec 09 2008
15:07 (UTC)
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I remained stagnant this year floating between 250 and 260 with a few drops under 250. Overall this year was a failure. It's really crappy fighting over the last 1/3 after losing the first 125ish without too much struggle.

 

Goal: I have a wedding in Nov and must not be a tubbly wubbly for it. 70 lbs in 6 months is goal. 

The Lounge Guns? Nov 26 2008
16:54 (UTC)
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S&W 686 357mag and love it. 38's for target practice are nice and relaxing. My next gun will be a 410 revolver. 410 shotgun shells in a handcannon. Mmmm the Judge.....

The Lounge The Fuhrer speaks on our financial crisis Nov 24 2008
16:53 (UTC)
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Wow THAT was pure gold.... awesomeness thanks!

The Lounge Gas Prices Who's the lowest? Nov 24 2008
16:47 (UTC)
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1.54 Cleveland Ohio. Sweet Jeebus... per se.

The Lounge Hilary for Secretary of State? Nov 21 2008
21:28 (UTC)
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Original Post by bobs9895:

Interesting.  What qualifications does Hillary have to be on the Supreme Court? What has she done in her legal career to merit such an appointment?

She's never been on the bench so she has made no legal decisions.  Can you provide any kind of article or legal opinion that she has written?

What foreign affairs experince does she have to qualify her for SecState? This is almost as funny as asking Palin to run as your VP! Well, not funny in the fact that the election is over and now we have to take all the medicine Obama gives us!

The Lounge Hilary for Secretary of State? Nov 21 2008
21:14 (UTC)
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Change you can believe in!

The Lounge What is the plural for Moose???? Nov 20 2008
20:24 (UTC)
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I am suprised nobody has quoted Brian Regan yet!

 

“What’s the plural for moose?”

“Moosen! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There were many of ‘em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods…in the wood-es…in the woodsen. The meese want the food in the woodesen…food is the eatenesen…the meese want the food in the woodesenes…food in the woodesenes.”

Health & Support Guess my weight!!! Nov 17 2008
12:41 (UTC)
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I see ribs, you are quite thin enough!

The Lounge Unfaithful. Nov 17 2008
12:13 (UTC)
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Original Post by jblarghp:

 Wow, I'm surprised so many people would not want to know. If my boyfriend was cheating on me, I would definitely want to know. I think not telling me would be extremely disrespectful.

Yea no kidding. I was thinking what kind of scumbag would break the most intimate bond in a relationship and continue to by not coming clean... It's up to the person you hurt and disrespected to decide if you stay or go.

The Lounge Gas Prices Who's the lowest? Nov 14 2008
21:49 (UTC)
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Original Post by moonikins:

I filled up at $1.96 Saturday near Ashland, OH. It's now $2.03 here near Lorain, OH.

Oh god we are neighbors.... :p

 

I saw 1.73 on my way to work today!

The Lounge People Seemed Pissed. Nov 14 2008
21:46 (UTC)
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Original Post by moonikins:

My hate of haiku began in the third grade. You can attribute it to childhood trauma. I see no recovery for this one. I'll be a haiku hater for life.

Glass balls and glowing lights.
Dead tree in living room.
Killed to honor birth.

The Lounge Oh, Mrs. Palin. You can go home now. Please. No, really. Nov 14 2008
15:56 (UTC)
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Damn my fun here is ruined! 

The Lounge Oh, Mrs. Palin. You can go home now. Please. No, really. Nov 14 2008
14:55 (UTC)
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Methinks you confuzzle me with a right winger. Carry on with the insults and crude comments!

The Lounge Oh, Mrs. Palin. You can go home now. Please. No, really. Nov 14 2008
14:45 (UTC)
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Original Post by blackthorne:
She definitely has a knack for butchering, period. Wolves, moose, the Constitution...

You must explain how this maveriky constitution thing got butchered! I really hate to break up this left wing hate mongering circle jerk session and all....

The Lounge Obama Tax Calculator Oct 29 2008
20:15 (UTC)
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Original Post by thhq:

This post is not diet related.  Moderators, please remove it.  And alle0299, I get enough span in a day already.  You've just convinced me not to vote for Obama.  Thanks.

LOL.

The Lounge Are older guys any good? Oct 29 2008
19:48 (UTC)
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I am wondering how this works for younger women. I am 33 and women my age and older tend to be really boring.

The Lounge Barack Obama: PILF Oct 29 2008
19:42 (UTC)
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Original Post by moonikins:

I'd do him. I'd do Bill Clinton too. I'll bet Bill's a randy effer in the bed.

The Bill Clinton effect is exactly how I was going to characterize this but you already did it for me!

 

 

The Lounge Should we pull out of Chicago?? Oct 28 2008
18:42 (UTC)
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BRING PIZZA!!! WAKE UP AMERICA! I LIKE PIZZA!

The Lounge Anyone quitting smoking or thinking about starting Oct 27 2008
18:26 (UTC)
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Heh last month I quit smoking AND drinking. Go us!

The Lounge Once a cheater....always a cheater? Oct 22 2008
21:15 (UTC)
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Original Post by okidoll:

I think the trust is gone, and also they think they got away with it once so they can do it again. It is a lot more than just having sex with someone else. I don't think you can cheat without being a liar. I don't think you can cheat without being selfish and  self absorbed. I think cheaters are also cruel as they either don't care if their partner is hurt when they find out or they think they won't find  out (which is sneaky), and they ALWAYS find out eventually.

Very well put and exactly how I feel.

Weight Loss BOOBS Oct 20 2008
18:41 (UTC)
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I'm at almost the exact same crossroad you are. 360ish now 250 and the MOOBS still persist. When I was 250 and going UP it was utterly different.  

 

Good luck and keep at it. 

Weight Loss Advice on alcohol Oct 20 2008
16:26 (UTC)
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Original Post by gi-jane:

 

OP... I'd say if you're serious about losing weight and improving your quality of life, hanging up your binge-drinking boots will be a very sensible & mature thing to do.  Good luck

You know I might have jumped on you a year ago with this but damn as hard as it was to give up the drink, I feel so much better. No more hangovers, no more missed work/class.

When I have the urge, I have a NA beer or three with a massive 60 calories each. If you are at a bar and don't want to look like you are not drinking, have it in a glass.

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