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The Lounge	That's CHAT in the Spot...light Losing My Religion	Nov 18 2009 15:36 (UTC)	674
Original Post by splitrail: Original Post by shnitzel: Original Post by bigbhoo: Original Post by pavlovcat: See, grilled cheese and tomato based products makes good sense. But grilled cheese and chocolate milk is bizarre. I have no idea what was wrong with me. I used to dunk my McDonald's french fries in my chocolate shake. So, don't worry Pav, you can be weird with me. My sister did that... she's not only weird, she's crazy! I used to dunk my willy in schnitz's chocolate shake. Hmm, no wonder my shakes tasted funny, and I switched to vanilla.
The Lounge	That's CHAT in the Spot...light Losing My Religion	Nov 18 2009 15:26 (UTC)	691
Original Post by bigbhoo: Original Post by pavlovcat: See, grilled cheese and tomato based products makes good sense. But grilled cheese and chocolate milk is bizarre. I have no idea what was wrong with me. I used to dunk my McDonald's french fries in my chocolate shake. So, don't worry Pav, you can be weird with me. My sister did that... she's not only weird, she's crazy!
The Lounge	That's CHAT in the Spot...light Losing My Religion	Nov 18 2009 14:52 (UTC)	716
drools for fried bologna I ain't had that in a few years. awaits bedit Morning y'all.
The Lounge	Smelly CHAT, Smelly CHAT, What Are They Feeding You?	Nov 16 2009 16:11 (UTC)	391
Original Post by dnrothx: re-enters Chat I enjoy being disoriented on days where important events could occur but do not. Aren't those kinda days called 'salad days' or is it 'salad daze'?
The Lounge	Smelly CHAT, Smelly CHAT, What Are They Feeding You?	Nov 16 2009 16:04 (UTC)	396
passes the zombie brains Ew. noms Total pomegranate cereal Yum. And, I am feeling pretty good, thanks for asking KG. Now that the migraine has departed my poor brain. I think it took some brain cells with it. Must have been a Zombie-graine.
The Lounge	Smelly CHAT, Smelly CHAT, What Are They Feeding You?	Nov 16 2009 15:44 (UTC)	408
It's official. I've lost the equivalent weight of my 5-year old.
The Lounge	Smelly CHAT, Smelly CHAT, What Are They Feeding You?	Nov 16 2009 15:40 (UTC)	410
Original Post by melkor: Original Post by dnrothx: Original Post by melkor: That's one. That's two. Only in a metaphorical sense. I'm doing "Grease the Groove" training using barbell squats - that's one set. That sounds very sexual. Morning y'all. Down 55 pounds. Yay!
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 15 2009 12:59 (UTC)
Can't leave a thread, especially one that I started, at the evil post. throws evil into a tar pit HA! Take that evil post. Get well Claire!
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 19:31 (UTC)	356
Original Post by puh8suwrux: Original Post by melkor: Original Post by puh8suwrux: And it is not always "You want to go for a walk?" Sometimes it is "Boobies!" And not even a come on - just a blurt. o_O - you're married to HK? YOu know, they might be twins separated at birth... That is a truly disturbing thought.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 19:04 (UTC)	377
I dig pretty and he's pretty FU-WINE!
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 18:51 (UTC)	390
Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by buggyhair: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by buggyhair: Original Post by kathygator: meanwhile Oh my. HEY! Keep your hands off my chocolate. We can melt him down and make two smaller ones. Have you seen the "full Monty" pictures of him at the beach? No. And I don't want to. Much. Full Monty? Where?
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 15:01 (UTC)	593
Original Post by kallie67: Original Post by shnitzel: Original Post by kallie67: Saw the profile idea too late. I just put my Santa letter in a JE. In other news, down 1/2 pound today. This would be far more exciting if I hadn't lost this same 1/2 lb about a dozen times now. 3.5 lbs to go to get to my lowest weight (I was there about 6 months ago) and then 10 lbs to goal after that. The first 35 lbs was easier than the last 15. Blast it! That's waaaay too much math before 10am. Sorry, it's the accountant in me. I can't help it! You have an accountant in you? What's his name? I'm impressed that you're able to chat at the same time. heehee
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 15:00 (UTC)	595
Original Post by kathygator: I'm forty-farggin-seven years old. If I want to eyeball the cucumbers, by gawd, I will eyeball the cucumbers. Eyeballing cucumbers is okay. It's when you say things outloud like, "Oh yeah! That's a nice big one." where you might be asking for trouble.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:58 (UTC)	599
Original Post by kallie67: Saw the profile idea too late. I just put my Santa letter in a JE. In other news, down 1/2 pound today. This would be far more exciting if I hadn't lost this same 1/2 lb about a dozen times now. 3.5 lbs to go to get to my lowest weight (I was there about 6 months ago) and then 10 lbs to goal after that. The first 35 lbs was easier than the last 15. Blast it! That's waaaay too much math before 10am.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:52 (UTC)	603
Original Post by alaskanmama: Original Post by watergirl: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by shnitzel: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by watergirl: i just think of them in terms of my men. hmmm...i think i would like something dave-sized this week... Is it a surprise to know I have this same thought process? As do I. Works for some vegetables too. But you have to be careful in the produce section. You can't seem too pre-occupied with the selection process. whaaa? no lingering over the cukes or the obscene zuchinni? Please not to be squeezing the melons/pears/tangerines/blueberries! Not unless you're serious.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:51 (UTC)	604
Original Post by watergirl: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by shnitzel: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by watergirl: i just think of them in terms of my men. hmmm...i think i would like something dave-sized this week... Is it a surprise to know I have this same thought process? As do I. Works for some vegetables too. But you have to be careful in the produce section. You can't seem too pre-occupied with the selection process. whaaa? no lingering over the cukes or the obscene zuchinni? Might be one way to get a date, or scare potential dates away. It's a crap shoot.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:50 (UTC)	606
Original Post by augustnkate: Original Post by shnitzel: For SSE, don't get one of those prepackaged bath sets! One year, it seemed that all of my friends gave me a bath set as a gift. Soooo, either they: had no idea what to get me; were too lazy to think about what I like; were too cheap; thought I was stinky. And, that was the year I took the time and effort to make their gifts by hand. I didn't bother the next year or the year after that, or the year after that... Lessons learned, people! My MIL got me a makeup set and all kinds of brushes and things to go with it. I was so confused. I wear the stuff maybe once a year. It's the thought that counts and it sucked that she obviously didn't think. You know, I tried to tell myself it was the thought that counts, but yeah, they didn't really put much effort into that thought. I love arts and crafts, so I would've loved a gift certificate to a craft store, or some paint brushes, or some canvasses, stuff like that. I collect pandas and thimbles, so anything with a panda on it would've been nice. How about if folks update their profile page on their hobbies or collections?
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:43 (UTC)	612
Original Post by alaskanmama: Original Post by watergirl: i suppose dudes go through a similar thought process when considering melons mmm yes brandi she was a fine one Melons? Who has melons? I'm thinking more along the line of tangerines! (TMI?) lol Tangerines? How about 2 pancakes with 2 strategically-placed blueberries. .. off-center? How's that for TMI?
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:40 (UTC)	617
Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by watergirl: i just think of them in terms of my men. hmmm...i think i would like something dave-sized this week... Is it a surprise to know I have this same thought process? As do I. Works for some vegetables too.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:39 (UTC)	619
For SSE, don't get one of those prepackaged bath sets! One year, it seemed that all of my friends gave me a bath set as a gift. Soooo, either they: had no idea what to get me; were too lazy to think about what I like; were too cheap; thought I was stinky. And, that was the year I took the time and effort to make their gifts by hand. I didn't bother the next year or the year after that, or the year after that... Lessons learned, people!
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:06 (UTC)	645
Original Post by kallie67: tummy grumbles I only brought Chobani and a banana today so I'm just going to have to wait until I get home for more food. BTW, measuring one's banana at work can elicit odd looks from coworkers. What? I was trying to see how long it was so I know how many calories to log. Don't forget to wrap it. hahahaha
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 14:04 (UTC)	647
I'm working from home today. Chat seems a bit slow this morning. Where's lonestar? Is Dn on one of his trips?
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 13:58 (UTC)	650
Original Post by watergirl: maybe next time shes down you can try taking her to visit the office supplies/school supplies :) how old is boychild shnitz? He's a precious and precocious 5 years old. He'll turn 6 in January.
The Lounge	This CHAT goes out to the one we love	Nov 13 2009 13:24 (UTC)	661
Sounds like fun WG. I just returned from dropping off the boy at school. Hopefully, he'll have an excellent day so that I can take him to Walmart after school. If not, well, I'll have to tough out the whining and crying. TGIF!
The Lounge	I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!	Nov 13 2009 01:21 (UTC)	3
Why men are all drama queens.
The Lounge	Dear Coworker(s).....	Nov 13 2009 01:12 (UTC)	4
Dear union president, Stop calling me to harp about excused absence and to try to get me to agree to anything you say! Nobody, including you, is entitled to excused absence to get time off from work... that's what LEAVE is for, you assmunch. Call your Labor Relations Liaison if you have a problem with one of my employee announcements. I don't eff'ing work for you, moron! Even if I could understand your incoherent ramblings, I don't care what you say! And, how many times do I have tell you that I AM NOT THE TELEWORK COORDINATOR for our organization before you stop asking me for our current telework plan? I don't have it; stop asking me for it! You are the worst union president I've ever seen. I really can't stand that you try to take credit for benefit programs that management initiated and implemented, despite your time-wasting attempts to obstruct new programs through your lame position-based bargaining. Partnership? You, sir, have no concept of the partnership construct and wouldn't know a partnership if it jumped up and bit you on the ass. I feel sorry for our employees because it is so blatantly obvious that your only interest is yourself and union dues, not the employees. If our employees actually read your inaccurate and often wrong union announcements, they should realize that you're really an idiot and vote you out of office. If they don't, they get what they deserve. I can't believe you're married and have demon offspring, but I've heard your wife is just like you, which is even harder for me to believe (my mind boggles because it's like trying to imagine the end of the universe). I eff'ing HATE, LOATHE and DESPISE you! Why won't you die? Best wishes for an aneurysm! -- NOT your HR Policy Specialist
The Lounge	Make a Little Birdhouse in Your CHAT	Nov 12 2009 14:16 (UTC)	483
Original Post by pavlovcat: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by pavlovcat: Original Post by alaskanmama: Good morning ladies! It's not raining today! smilez Personally, if I choose to walk around nekkid in my own home, that is my own business! Next time, don't look in my window! So there! Stick that in your a**hat and smoke it! Hmmm, a smoking asshat. Maybe we should call it an ass chimney. ass vent? ass fumarole! ass-smoker :/ maybe not
The Lounge	Make a Little Birdhouse in Your CHAT	Nov 12 2009 14:12 (UTC)	485
Original Post by trhawley: This reminds me of years ago when a lady in Long Island would cause a traffic jam every morning by standing naked in front of her picture window that was in full view of the LIE. I don't recall her being arrested for it. That's an interesting way of ensuring people observe the posted speed limit. Maybe she should receive special recognition for encouraging public safety.
The Lounge	Make a Little Birdhouse in Your CHAT	Nov 12 2009 14:10 (UTC)	487
Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by shnitzel: Original Post by kathygator: Original Post by justlaura: Original Post by kathygator: I bet nekkid guy was not 'good' nekkid, hence the fuss. Cause, you know, what woman in her right mind would report 'good' nekkid? Mugshot. (clothed) :P Grizzly Adams nekkid - yikes. Regrettable and creepy. Aw, now, if you look past all the hair, he's not too bad looking. I remember seeing him in a tv interview and he cleaned up nice. I know. That's what makes it worse. You want to envision this old creepy half drunk dude, and here's this guy instead. I think the woman really overreacted. Seems to me she's teaching her son that he should be ashamed of his body. But, then again, I lived next door to a nudist colony when I was a kid, so I'm a little biased towards the rights of nudists.
The Lounge	Make a Little Birdhouse in Your CHAT	Nov 12 2009 14:07 (UTC)	491
It's raining here in Bethesda, MD. loves this kinda weather

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