Posts by heathmarpar

Duckets

That looks right to me. My stats are similar to yours and mine is 1750.

I just wanted to clarify that I am NOT in favor of coffee or wine enemas. (Or really any enema not forced upon me by a medical professional) I prefer to take both my coffee and my wine the old fashioned way.

My previous post was meant to explain what post #16 put much more clearly, that substances taken rectally go into your bloodstream. 

Original Post by jamminatorr:

Just drinking a coffee gives me that fun 'gurgling' in mah belleh.

But seriously. I think I would feel better about having a little bit of toxins in me than I would about having some unknown, untested, liquid squirted up my butt.

 

 Awww yeah,  I call that my after the morning coffee break, break.

Edited to add the following--(and I forgot to spellcheck )

"The caffeine in the coffee does not affect your heart because it is not metabolizing,..."

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure that this is inaccurate. I've read that wine enemas are dangerous because it's not filtered through the liver but goes directly to the blood stream. I would assume the same would be true for caffeine. I also read that you would have higher levels of caffeine in your bloodstream after a coffee enema than if you drank it. This could be for the same reason as the wine enema??

Are any of your "cliques" offering a sign-on bonus??

I am the shy wallflower type...always one step behind the conversation...oh dear, did I miss the application deadline again?

Pop tarts are evil!! My boyfriend always has them in the house, and I never really ate them before. I grabbed a package one morning when I was running late and forgot to check the cals. I checked when I got home and almost had a heart attack. 400 cals for one package? Oh dear, I can think of several things I'd rather spend 400 cals on!  They weren't even that good lol!

If you have cut back on the workouts and not changed your diet at all, my guess is that you may not have been getting enough calories with your previous activity level.

Here's a quarter (call someone who cares)---Travis Tritt

What would you do for a Klondike bar??---Jingle artist unkown

If I could have anything? Well the only thing I couldn't get for myself right now would be a skinny special from Abby's Pizza in my home town, Grant Pass Oregon. I live on the east coast now and I haven't been home for years.  Anything else if I really crave it I can usually work it into my meal plan for the day.

Around my sixteenth birthday (geez half a lifetime ago, so maybe I should have started with long ago and far away...) The guy I had been crushing on offered to take me snowboarding. I admitted to him that I had never tried it and that I am particularly clumsy. He said that was NO PROB! He would love to give me lessons. 

His very creepy uncle drove us to the ski area. For most of the three hour drive, my crush napped in the back seat while uncle perv made conversation about the "ladies" in his life while stealing glances at my boobs.

We ride the lift to the top of the "beginner" slope (looked like a mountain to me) my guy straps the board to my feet, gives me five minutes of pointers, says "see ya at the bottom cutie" and zooms off to start his run. He passed me twice before I made it half way down.

A little more than half way down I fell really hard and hurt my knee. I had to take the board off and walk the rest of the way down, all the while being taunted by small boys on the lift above me. The most vocal of the nice young lads shouted "HEY LADY!! HEY LADY!!! THAT THING GOES ON YOUR FEET! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RIDE IT DOWN, NOT TAKE IT FOR A WALK!" "LOOK SHE THINKS IT'S A DOG!"

When I finally made it to the bottom, my crush was waiting. He led me to a nice cozy seating area for two next to a fire....and asked if I minded sitting with his uncle while he took a few more runs!!! At sixteen I was very timid, and didn't want to seem "un-cool" so I spent the rest of the day chatting with the perv while Mr. wonderful got the most out of his ski pass.

I wish I could say that was our last date. We ended up dating for a year.......I mean he WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY CUTE!!

It's raining men. (Halleluja it's raining men...AMEN).....The Weather Girls

How am I supposed to live without you.....Michael Bolton

pet/street I'd be Freckles Pearl.....sounds like a senior citizen's strip joint!

color/pet I'd be Red Horse.......even hotter!

If I had to choose my own, I'd go with just one name (more mysterious don't you think?) SASSY

I usually get the Quaker Simple Harvest Multigrain. It has the convenience of the instant (I like to take it to work and make it in the microwave) but it's made with all natural ingredients. I like the apple cinnamon. 150 cals for a packet, and it fills me up. Here's the link for the nutritional info....

http://quakeroatmeal.com/qo_ourProducts/simpl eHarvest/product.cfm?productid=66

Original Post by thmheh:

Original Post by yachtracer1977:

Stephen King's The Stand (I've read it 14 times) or the Harry Potter series (all 7, in order).

 I couldn't even count the # of times I've read the Stand  (and yes of course HP!)

 

No one else has read Clan of the Cave Bear and the rest???

 I agree with your list! Along with anything else the prolific Mr. King has written.

some others I fall back on are:

 The Other Boleyn Girl, and The Queen's Fool

 Outlander (and the rest by Gabaldon)

 Pillars of the Earth and it's sequel

The Wheel Of Time saga (still waiting on that last book)

Morgan's Run

Twilight (a new favorite, but one I'm sure I'll read again eventually)

Anything by Clive Cussler

most books by Anne Rice

I read constantly and lately I've had trouble finding something new that's good.

I don't know if the flavor makes a difference for the calorie content, but I googled it and came up with 230 cal per 12oz serving.