Chat ain't no party, Chat ain't no disco, Chat ain't no fooling around

Title by Miss Shnitzel

Good morning, all. We made it to Wednesday.

First Post!

Hi

Howdy!

Was begining to wonder if any one was in today...

Was ill yesterday

That sucks, Whodat. :/

Work made me ill yesterday.

I physically had to get up and walk away from it for a few minutes before I wrote an email I'd probably have regretted later.

.. which, btw, is why I went suddenly quiet in Chat.

Hi Shnitzel!

Hi NM! Something is going around.

*considers changing his userpifle pic to one someone recently sent him*

*dodges the something going around chat*

I'm having a "I hate pandemic planning" kind of week.  I'm an HR Specialist, not an Emergency Planning Specialist - whole different kind of thing.

*gives Lily a Coffee*

GOOD MORNING!!

the woman opposite me is celebrating her 50th birthday today so there are chocolates all over her desk, and not just any chos like the really nice expensive kind that i love. its driving me crazy lol

Hi Lily!

Hey, we are doing pandemic stuff too. POD (Points of Distribution) Got to review schools to see if they have everything we need (physically) to use as a POD.

Hi Tigzy!

There is a cute video on icanhazcheezeburger today.

Original Post by tigzy:

GOOD MORNING!!

the woman opposite me is celebrating her 50th birthday today so there are chocolates all over her desk, and not just any chos like the really nice expensive kind that i love. its driving me crazy lol

Just imaginet those chocolates riddled with maggots and mayflies, tigzy. All over the chocolates. Pouring in and out, nibbling on the nougat center.

Now.. you sure you want one of those chocolates?

I know what you mean Tigzy... someone brought donuts into the office today... I guess I should count my blessings that everything I eat makes me feel ill

They had donuts this morning. The boxes where empty by time I got here. But after watching the Biggest Loser last night I could have resisted. Did anyone else watch it?

Drop the chocolate, and step away!

Trying to lose weight here people! Throw me a friggin bone, not a pastry!

HK does not watch the Biggest Loser.

oooh maggots is a good one. im gonna go with that analogy i think!! im usually fine with everything, theres terrys chocolate segments which im not that big a fan of but the fererro rocher are white are my downfall. maggots maggots maggots!

donuts make me feel ill as well actually, as do most forms of cake these days?

My trick is to wonder who might have touched those chocolates. Somebody with nasty hands might have picked on up and put it back down.

I have two tricks. The first one is positive reinforcements. It's visualizing myself wearing size 36 waist pants, or something similair. Some reason to remain on the diet.

If that fails, the maggots typically work. :)