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My Chat is back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey ya, hey ya, my Chat is Back)


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Chat title posted by Kim yesterday. Brought it back.

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Original Post by kathygator:

*is fearful of the loup-garou running through chat*

 VERY nice!  I suspect it might actually be a chupacabra, but that's a personal opinion.

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by hkellick:

That's not actually me. That's my sister.

 So not waxing is a family thing then?

Are you suggesting waxing is a family thing for anybody's family?

You've never met my sister-in-law, have you?

For some reason, whenever I see chupacabra I think chalupa and then I get hungry.

No, Split. I haven't.

aieeeee.....chupacabraaaaaaa
Original Post by peaches0405:

For some reason, whenever I see chupacabra I think chalupa and then I get hungry.

 For some reason, whenever I see chalupa I think chubacabra and then my testicles retract into my abdomen.

That was TMI even for my sick, sick mind.

I want some tacitos.
Original Post by m_c_85:

That was TMI even for my sick, sick mind.

 It's a "fight or flight" thing.  Next time you see a naked man, scare him really bad and watch what happens.

defecation is also a 'fight or flight' response, at least in coyotes. :)
*^5's kathy*

i SO got that :) nice subtle reference
Original Post by kathygator:

defecation is also a 'fight or flight' response, at least in coyotes. :)

 Urination seems to be a fight or flight response, at least for my parent's dog.

Note to self:  Don't frighten coyotes.  Especially if they're on the living room furniture.

*puts a coyote down splitrail's pants*

oops!

*winks at splits*

Is that a coyote in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Original Post by jules817:

*puts a coyote down splitrail's pants*

oops!

 Boldly going where no man....oh wait, that's not quite right.

*scores 3 points for obligatory William Shatner reference*

it's a relief to know that naked men have evolved past that particular response.
Original Post by kathygator:

it's a relief to know that naked men have evolved past that particular response.

 What?  Smuggling Canis latrans in their pants?

I didn't put it there - I swear.  It was planted on me.

...is that a loup-garou in your pants or are you just hairy to see me?

so I had an interesting idea for a restaurant. I'll call it 'Dinner'. One meal per day. Different one every nite. The only choice the customer will have is sides and desserts.

Guests can go online, see what's for 'dinner' that night and book a res. Then we know how much to cook.
Original Post by kathygator:

...is that a loup-garou in your pants or are you just hairy to see me?

so I had an interesting idea for a restaurant. I'll call it 'Dinner'. One meal per day. Different one every nite. The only choice the customer will have is sides and desserts.

Guests can go online, see what's for 'dinner' that night and book a res. Then we know how much to cook.

 Can I get on the email list for meatloaf night?

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