Here in my Chat, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors.

Howard is locked out again. Heeheehee! Let the minions RULE!!!

How is everyone this morning?

Original Post by purespark:

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by kathygator:

molly is scowling at my giggles.

Is it ok that I don't consider myself 'drinking alone' when I'm here?

 

 I'm with you.  Just try to keep up.  

 Dang!  Stupid different time zone...

 Excuses excuses.  I've been drinking since breakfast.

Original Post by kathygator:

dude - that was an earworm and a half...

kind of a modern Karen Carpenter.

 Cool eh?

Plus, as I'm stage managing Hair, I'm all over the sound track these days.

Well, sometimes I do get to drink at work.  Unfortunately, we just didn't happen to have a wine tasting today.

Sparkie has my dream job and Split has my dream hobby :D

I sometimes have wine tastings at work as well - although it's always the same wine.  One must support local business!

Original Post by kathygator:

Sparkie has my dream job and Split has my dream hobby :D

 Cross-stitch is your dream hobby?

smart ass :D

Shyt.

I'm gettin' into it on the "steriods" thread.

it's taken most of my fortitude not to be snarky about that spelling of steroids...

Sadly, I lack your fortitude.

Eh, I don't have that much willpower.  Fender is driving me nuts as well, and I can't help but quote those inane posts.

Okay, time to go home and see if there's something on my porch!  Woo hoo!!

*dances like a little girl - pees pants with excitement*

Wait, though - if there IS something there, shouldn't I wait until Christmas to open it? 

HELL NO!

Woo hoo!

With that, I am going to dash home!  It takes me an hour to get home though, and the anticipation is going to kill me along the way... what fun :D

It would be SO mean if I'm just jerkin' your chain.   

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Good evenin Guv'nor.

Oh dear heavens.  That horrible version of the Grinch is on TV.