Here in my Chat, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors.
Howard is locked out again. Heeheehee! Let the minions RULE!!!
How is everyone this morning?
I assume you mean the one with that CANADIAN-EX-PAT AMERICAN Jim Carrey? *spits*
I'm chatting in my pajamas. . . .
*shriek!!!nightmare!!!*
Well, better pajamas than underwear. Or nothing at all.....
I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
Original Post by splitrail:
I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
Hey now. Plagiarist!
Original Post by justlaura:
Well, better pajamas than underwear. Or nothing at all.....
I'm not sure if I follow this logic. Seems backwards.
Original Post by dnrothx:
Original Post by splitrail:
I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
Hey now. Plagiarist!
Technically, Groucho shot an elephant in his PAJAMAS. I, on the other hand, shot the pachyderm in my Canadian/British sleep apparel.
This is what I meant, Split. Plagiarist!
Dude! It's like we share a brain. Except you get to use it first!
I'm back. I had to go grind up nilla wafers for my banana pudding crust for tomorrow.
The brain sharing is scary, mkay??
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Most Awesome Bacon Stuff! Thanks Split!!!
Original Post by purespark:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Most Awesome Bacon Stuff! Thanks Split!!!
You do realize it's a bathing suit?
I hope they included their catologue - did you know there was a "bacon store" in California? I would have loved to have gotten you a subscription to the "bacon of the month" club, but it was over the price limit, and HK would have flogged me for that.
Butter your bacon!
Original Post by splitrail:
I hope they included their catologue - did you know there was a "bacon store" in California? I would have loved to have gotten you a subsription to the "bacon of the month" club, but it was over the price limit, and HK would have flogged me for that.
Hm. Who would have enjoyed that more?
*ducks and runs*
(it is far too late and tonight has been the dullest Friday night in recent memory)
No, I have everybody beat in dull Friday nights.
Hee! Now we know who Meagan's santa is! :D
Cat's out of the bag.
However...
I don't send bacon.
I send bags of leaves.
I've been awake for, ummmm, 43 hours now. Dull for a Friday does not begin to describe it.
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Grossly personal sharing time, avert gaze if offended, sleep deprived, can't be held responsible etc.
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EDIT, removed by request (hay, I got some sleep and reconsidered)
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End Rant :-)
we now return to regularly scheduled light hearted banter and innuendo.
Dude. This is what journals are for. :D
Well it was on my mind, or what was left of it. In happier (and even weirder) news three friends have offered me drugs do far. Who knew all I had to do was ask?
Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:
Well it was on my mind, or what was left of it. In happier (and even weirder) news three friends have offered me drugs do far. Who knew all I had to do was ask?
Maybe one of those three friends will offer you a job as well - 'cause I'm guessing the one you have could very well be on the line.
