Here in my Chat, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors.

Howard is locked out again. Heeheehee! Let the minions RULE!!!

How is everyone this morning?

LOL procreatitis

{{{Carrie}}} {{{behbeh}}}

Original Post by yachtracer1977:

Dear Kae's husband,

I'm sorry that the current state of my uterus has caused your wife to become infected with the baby bug.  Procreatitis is a serious infection, as I'm sure you're aware.

My sincerest apologies,

E's babymama

 ok, that's funny!

BUT I put a pic of what comes out of MY uterus in my gallery...who can BLAME me for wanting it repeated!

Gads, I hate Christmas.
*hides from latest Christmas Threads lest he get snarkitis again and vomit forth something of lackluster value*

Howard, you need to stop leaving the safe chats...don't venture out into the dangerous ones...

Aww Kae, they're gorgeous! :)

*hands HK a barf bag and duct tapes him to the ficus*

Good morning a.......

*looks around, **** ear*

GARY NUMAN?

*Puffs up hair and launches into those strangely stilted yet vibrantly rhythmic dance moves that typified the New Wave aficionado*

EDIT: But "peninis" ear doesn't make sense!

Anytime I think of how New Wavers dance, I can only imagine Talking Heads

Whuh?

Does Split's hair a-la "Flock of Seagulls."

FABULOUS!

I didn't say it made sense, Wilma. It's just all I can imagine.

Whuh?

Original Post by hkellick:

Anytime I think of how New Wavers dance, I can only imagine Talking Heads

 But it's timeless!  It evolved into Molly Ringwald on the stairs!  An absolute cultural icon!

Original Post by justlaura:

Does Split's hair a-la "Flock of Seagulls."

FABULOUS!

 SWEET!

I was more of a "Simply Red" kinda guy at the time, but this works even better!

"And I run,  I run so far away...."

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by hkellick:

Anytime I think of how New Wavers dance, I can only imagine Talking Heads

 But it's timeless!  It evolved into Molly Ringwald on the stairs!  An absolute cultural icon!

 No.

Long Duk Dong is an absolute cultural icon.

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by justlaura:

Does Split's hair a-la "Flock of Seagulls."

FABULOUS!

 SWEET!

I was more of a "Simply Red" kinda guy at the time, but this works even better!

 I'll keeeeep holding on.

*does the robot*

Edit: The dance, I mean.  Not a RealDoll or anything like that.

RealDolls are seriously freaky.

Original Post by hkellick:

RealDolls are seriously freaky.

 To each their own.

Original Post by splitrail:

"And I run,  I run so far away...."

And this song, among many, is why I think the 80s had far better music than the other recent decades.