Some Say Chat is from Mars, Or One of the Seven Stars that Shine After 3:30 in the Morning. Well, Chat Isn't!

Heh.  A little B-52s for you...

Welcome to the Daily Chat.

Well, don't all speak at once.

*checks time*

Oh.

Not 8:00 yet.

Right.

*leans against lamp post*

I think everyone is waiting for the buffet.

Yo momma's waiting for the buffet.

*puts out a plate of nearly-thawed eggos and a toaster*

Good morning dn, chad.  Uhmm where's the coffee??

How is everyone this fine morning?

I love buffets. Almost all of them in my city are on my "never eat the buffet here again" list.

because I always try to eat my moneys worth and then feel like crap for hours afterwards :/

Original Post by dnrothx:

Yo momma's waiting for the buffet.

*puts out a plate of nearly-thawed eggos and a toaster*

 Oh so we are going to the yo momma well this early?

Ok Yo momma's so fat when she fell on the dance floor the band skipped!!!!!

Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.

Original Post by lonestar45:

Good morning dn, chad.  Uhmm where's the coffee??

 I'm Mormon.  What do I know about coffee?

Yo momma's so fat her belt size is equator!!!!

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?  One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

Ah, fine, you ungrateful chatters.

*plunks down a bottle of Log Cabin pancake syrup*

Original Post by dnrothx:

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?  One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

 Now that is just wrong. I will have you know she worked at a high end brothel.

Oh.

I retract the statement.

well its a darn good thing i already had my oatmeal and banana...

thonx, you're pathetic.

**sets out full buffet complete with fresh fruit, scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice and coffee**

Thank you TB.

You see how he treats his chat guest?

Original Post by tblover900:

well its a darn good thing i already had my oatmeal and banana...

thonx, you're pathetic.

**sets out full buffet complete with fresh fruit, scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice and coffee**

 You'll eat your eggos and like 'em, missy.

im already full...i had a balanced breakfast with vitamins and nutrients. :P

Original Post by running_man:

Thank you TB.

You see how he treats his chat guest?

 some men just don't understand hostpitality.

well...cept the southern ones.

So, Froot Loops.  Good for you.