We're on a chat to nowhere. Come on inside.

I'm feelin okay this mornin
And you know,
Were on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go....

Fitting title for FailChat v3.0.  :)  Good morning!

Original Post by kimne:

*looks at Laura*

*tries not to look at her crotch*

 

 Is that a roll of Life-Savers in your pocket or . . .

Mornin' Wilma.

You shouldn't work so hard.  Pushing that delete button over and over could cause carpal tunnel syndrome.

Hahaha what are you guys talking abo-- *looks down--OMGSHRIEK!!!!!*

And good morning efficient worker Thonx :)

Well, it's not like the results you'd get from being naughty with injectables or prescription medication, the spikes are still within natural ranges for normal human beings. So it's not going to make you need to shave if you don't already, it's just going to push you a little towards the upper end of the scale.

 And if split's game for a wrestling match and a snow fight, I think he'll get exactly what he's looking for ;)

Hi Fred!

And when does shringage come into play here? I mean the cold will do that to a guy. (I learned it on Seinfield).

I believe it was Robert Schumann who invented some sort of contraption to exercise his fingers for piano playing.  Unfortunately, he wore out his fingers using the thing and couldn't play the piano anymore.  Went nuts or had a breakdown after that.

Schumann.  Early 19th Century composer.  You know.  Schumann.

One of my bosses isn't here today so I don't have to worry about him coming around the corner every five minutes to ask if I've done this or that. So I may be here most of the day.

Time for my commute.  See ya'll in 20 minutes or so.

*enjoys his new 7 to 8 minute commute*

:>

morning all! 

Ma'am.

Original Post by dnrothx:

Schumann.  Early 19th Century composer.  You know.  Schumann.

 I consider myself more of a Chopin-ite.

Morning Kae! :)

*hands Laura a chopin list*

 Some people are more affected by shrinkage than others - we come in two basic types, "growers" and "showers". "Showers" don't change much, while "growers" give a whole new meaning to positive growth indicators.

 The downside is that "growers" are much more susceptible to shrinkage :)

Har har har *snort* <--- re #35

Do you ever get the feeling you're just slightly out of your element?

we are off to a great start today!

Original Post by melkor:

 Some people are more affected by shrinkage than others - we come in two basic types, "growers" and "showers". "Showers" don't change much, while "growers" give a whole new meaning to positive growth indicators.

 The downside is that "growers" are much more susceptible to shrinkage :)

 Umm, so showers are about the same size regarless of say . . amount of blood flow? Wereas, growers tend to grow more with increased blood flow and shrink more in the cold?