We're on a chat to nowhere. Come on inside.

I'm feelin okay this mornin
And you know,
Were on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go....

Fitting title for FailChat v3.0.  :)  Good morning!

Heehee, Costco emailed me back saying thanks for the pos. feedback and they sent a copy of my email to Linda and her boss.

*rides a unicorn through chat*

That's good SSS.

There is nothing like positive feedback.  :)

Oooohhhh, can I pet the unicorn????

Sure - he's friendly.

But only to females.  :)

*pets the pretty shiny horsie*

Wait...if I remember correctly, these guys prefer virgins.

*looks around chat*

Well, guess you're **** out of luck, buddy.

I'm taking off.  Good night to whoever's out there.

I hypnotized him so that he is the opposite.

A virgin couldn't get within 10 feet of this unicorn.

It's really fun when I bring him to teenage girls houses and the unicorn runs away and there they are trying to explain to their parents that yes, they still are and nobody believes them. 

Bye SSS.

Wait.  Is confused.

The unicorn runs away from the girls who are or aren't virgins?

Most unicorns will only go near virgins.

I hypnotized Bob (my unicorn) to be the opposite. 

Original Post by glinda:

Most unicorns will only go near virgins.

I hypnotized Bob (my unicorn) to be the opposite. 

Wow, I've never seen a unicorn try to hump somebodies leg before. . .

Sorry, w!rk called, and now it's almost time to go so I have to tie up some loose ends.

{{{Chatters}}}  Have good weekends! :)

Hello

Hello! ... echo......

Last post. :>

HEY!

Who's gonna clean this Unicorn shyte off the rug??

Yay!  This chat was less fail than the others. :)

Split, leave it.  It'll be the problem of whoever the first person is to kill chat on Monday.  >:)