We're on a chat to nowhere. Come on inside.

I'm feelin okay this mornin
And you know,
Were on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go....

Fitting title for FailChat v3.0.  :)  Good morning!

Hi Kae!

Original Post by justlaura:

Har har har *snort* <--- re #35

 I'm here all day, folks.

Exactly! "Showers" are WYSIWYG, while "growers" are very much more variable ;)

Original Post by melkor:

Exactly! "Showers" are WYSIWYG, while "growers" are very much more variable ;)

 Do I want to know what WYSIWYG stands for?

I don't think I want to know how you know all this. You must get really bored and read a lot of weird stuff.

'what you see is what you get'

and most men are aware of the show/grow phenomenon...and now so are all of us in FailChat. :)

Excellent earworm this AM

Good Morning :D

Hi Kathy!

So would it be rude to ask someone your dating if the are a shower or grower?

Only if you're dating a girl. :P

 Well, I've never really understood the etiquette of american dating, so don't look at me ;)

Shoot! *tries really hard not to look at Truman, especially in the crotch area*

Am far too hung over to indulge in witty e-banter...somebody hook me up with 30 CCs of 'Go Gators'...stat :D

 *looks ambiguous and shadowy*

I'm out for a bit.  Have to yell at someone.

*plonk*

Yay Gators! But we knew they were going to win.

*stares at ceiling*

Original Post by dnrothx:

I'm out for a bit.  Have to yell at someone.

*plonk*

 yikes. I cannot imagine an angry Thonx.

Original Post by melkor:

 *looks ambiguous and shadowy*

Haha not to me.

*keeps looking at the ceiling*

And I'm back.

Schumann/Chopin blech.  More of a Brahms kinda guy, but then again, I was Creative Director at a classical radio station for nearly 10 years, so I'll take the  Red Hot Chili Peppers over all of those old dead guys.

What, looking for Ceiling Cat?

Ya know, I'm not going to be able to look at any guy today.

No Truman just trying not to look at everyone's crotches.

And on the topic of shrinkage, did you ladies know that, in times of extreme cold or when physically threatened (it's apparently triggered by adrenalin) our testicles can actually recede up into our abdomen?  Armed with this knowledge, I'm guessing you'll never look at a dried apricot  in quite the same way again. 

*returns victorious after doing battle with an ornery fax machine*

I'm thinking an angry Thonx is dangerous, because he probably looks just the same whether he's seething mad or whether he's happy.  If he's really pi**sed, he'll just up and bite you like a cobra and then go back to his business.