So let the Chat shine in, face it with a grin. Smilers never lose and frowners never win.

Good morning, all and sundry. Did you have good weekends?

and 'Indian Sunset'. :)

I like a fair amount of Elton John.

Benny and the Jets, Crocodile Rock. I REALLY like "The Wasteland" from one of his more recent albums, the one with "I want love".

I also like a fair amount of Boobies.

So I am officially in possession of a movie 'queue' from Blockbuster. What an interesting system. You select movies to put on your list, and they just... send them to you.

I remember when it cost you a mortgage payment to return a tape late :D

We used to do Netflix, but we haven't been using it, so we should close it.

Where did everyone go? All I hear in Chat is crickets.

Wurk.

Big event on Wednesday.

Sorry Hk, that cricket sound was just me munching on tomatoes

How does frothy munching on icky red things sound like a cricket? Yo no comprendo.

Do you grow any heirloom varieties Froth?  I couldn't believe the difference in flavour!

I was eating them through the glass jars

Just don't drop the jars on the ground. Don't want to see you destroy any more kitchen appliances.

mmmm -  I had a wunnerful tomato sammich on saturday. maybe that's why I painted my nails tomato color :)

I stand by my comment that y'all are freaks. No one else can see the Tomato Conspiracy but me. Or perhaps you're part of it. That must be it!

I would never throw a full mason jar, especially one filled with the blessed tomato

The question is.. how full does the mason jar need to be in order to break the oven?

This sounds like a job for the mythbusters! ;D

Chat is lame today. :/

chat is only as lame as it's chatters are.  therefore....you must be lame :-D

Yes, that must be it.

Wait. No. It's your fault. You abandoned us.

The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote.
Stink.
Stank.
Stunk.