Chat let me in I want to be your friend

I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
and strap your hands across my engines

Oh yeah! Goodmorning everyone!

Oh wait. Shes the one that stole my silverware in the first place. And didn't I just take that 49 cents from her? Hmm

*knows who her friends are, now* *sniffsniff*

Didn't wanna spend my hard earned forty-nine cents at some mediocre institution, anyways. :P

Pfft.  Your qi's all out of whack.

There is such a huge yawn waiting to be let out that I need to figure out a way to unhinge my jaw in order to do it any justice. 

Tiiiiiired.

Be sure to roar while you're doing it...like a tired tiger.

It'll come out more like a groan, this morning.

Go for it!

*imagines this ungodly howl echoing across the salesfloor...everyone stops, alerted by the demon's presence*

How much fiber is in pumpkin?

Original Post by dnrothx:

Go for it!

*imagines this ungodly howl echoing across the salesfloor...everyone stops, alerted by the demon's presence*

Sadly, it wouldn't be as dramatic as all that.  My office is on the second floor, off in a corner.  We're actually over the service bays, so they'd probably assume it was the hydraulics groaning or something.

Kim, do you mean canned punkin? 

Canned pumpkin. I had a choco/pumkin muffins for breakfast. I have to watch how much fiber I have to closely together. One day I had my double fiber bread with lunch and a Fiber One bar. Not a good idea.

Ew.

Oh, nice ;)

I would love to be able to hug a tiger!

I has hugged a tiger.  But it was kind of little.

Like 80 lbs maybe.

Hi Erin! I held a baby lion.

Hm...would you rather hug an adult tiger or an adult porcupine? :D

Oh not full grown but now a baby. I would be happy with that. How did you get to do it?

"God created the cat so man could carress the tiger."

My kitteh is tiger colors.  And she even has a striped tail like a tiger. *nod nod*

God created the cat to appease those that need to take care of something that repays the care with disrespect.